GonzoStyle Wrote:Basically the story goes, my cousin who was my best bud growing up, recently split from his wife, she dumped him. They havent filed for divorce yet but shes hinting at it. So basically he and I grew up together, he's about 5 years older than me, naturally once he got married I became a complete stranger to him. Now that his chick dumped him, he calls me everyday and wants to hang out. He is a "entertainer" of sorts so he works nights, like from 8-3am and only works weekends, so he has nothing to do all week.

So turns out he started goin to the same gym as I do, he was only goin there to swim and then one day he decied to join me for a work out. So fast forward and for the last 6 weeks, he and I have been going 5 times a week to the gym together, it was ok at first cause it can get kinda boring after a while goin it alone.

Now I was rasied completely different from him, he had a supportive mom and a big brother, I had an alcoholic mom and an absentee father and no siblings, so I kinda grew up depending only on myself, cause thats the only person I had to depend on. So I just view things differently I guess, I don't subscribe to it but I understand the need at times to let it all out to someone and get it off your shoulders. So I didnt mind at first that all he did was bitch and moan and complain about his awful life. But then the days turned to weeks and now its goin on months, it's like groundhog day!! Its not like he even tells me some new stories, its the same ones every day about his fuckin wife.

So at first i figured, hey she probably dumped him cause shes a lying whorebag, turns out how wrong I was! Now some background on my cousin, he's always been with a girl as long as I known him and he brags about this, the only issue is that the chicks he was nailing aren't really the type you brag about, let alone even admit you made eye contact with for fear of getting herpes in your retina. But the woman he married was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of his league, she is educated, has a great job, supported him, works all day, goes to school at night for her masters and still takes care of the house, plus she is hot.

This fuck is ugly to start with but then he goes and gains 60 pounds after the get married, loses his job, sits at home all day on the computer and pays her no mind when she does get home after a 16 hour day. Then he goes and bangs some skanks at work, plus gets hooked on coke.

I mean I figured after spending just 2 hours day with him she left him cause he was a whining cunt rag but then he started laying out the facts to me.

Then he whines he misses her and follows it up with the cum recepticle he fucked this week, he's banging every jizzevoir that he meets lately.

So to boot he asks me, every single... EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN DAY, the same question when I drive him home... "eddie, how did I screw this up?". So me being nice guy eddie, I either keep quiet or tell him some bullshit line of "yeah, hey what can ya do?".

So tonight I finally told him, sorry but its pretty fuckin obvious why she left you and I can't fuckin blame her.... OH SNAP now his whole family hates me....AGAIN!!!

I mean why fuckin ask if you dont want honesty? Let your mother coddle your broken spirit and clean the whore juice off your cock, why ask me?

I honestly wanted to stop typing this half way through but I didnt wanna figure I wasted even more of my life, but I did.

GonzoStyle Wrote:That'd just be low