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- Luna - 04-11-2002
Ok, once I laughed at a cop that was stuck in the mud on the highway. :lol:
He was in his little hide away spot so he could nab speeders.
It was just too funny...maybe you had to be there.
kharma caught up with me, tho...because 2 weeks later I got a speeding ticket
uicide:
- Spitfire - 04-11-2002
I killed a man just to watch him die
- Keyser Soze - 04-11-2002
one time i ripped the tag thats attached to the matress. i live in constant fear that the autorities will catch up to me. i've been forced to move, change my name and appearance more time than i wish to admit. once you cross that line, theres no going back. i long for the days when things were innocent and i could sleep without keeping one eye on the doorknob. the life of a fugitive is a wretched existance.
- LZMF1 - 04-11-2002
i poked pin holes through all of my brother's condoms once.
he had to pay for a couple of abortions!!!:bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:
- Arthur Dent - 04-11-2002
This one time in Message Board Camp...
- Hey Ladi - 04-11-2002
Quote:he had to pay for a couple of abortions!!!Yes, but how do you explain how you were allowed to live? :loveya:
- NaughtyAngel - 04-11-2002
i actually gave snuka his FBA, all this time he thought he gave it to me
- Arpikarhu - 04-11-2002
i am in love with mcbourbon
- Sluggo - 04-11-2002
care: care: care: care: care: care:
- LZMF1 - 04-11-2002
there is no explanation
i am an abomination
- Ken'sPen - 04-11-2002
I am really a 12yr old junior high student
- Grumpy - 04-11-2002
I banged Ken's sister while Snuka taped it. Next week we're planning getting Keyser drunk and having a massive teabagging contest. All are welcome to participate.
- Keyser Soze - 04-11-2002
I fake orgasms.
- Grumpy - 04-11-2002
don't you actually have to HAVE sex with SOMEONE ELSE to fake an orgasm?
- Danked - 04-11-2002
I really don't look like Tommy Chong.
- Sluggo - 04-11-2002
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Say it aint so Danked!!!
I don't really have a 13" penis.
Edited By Sluggo on April 11 2002 at 11:08
- Danked - 04-11-2002
I look like Wavy Gravy wearing a clown nose and skwerl hat.
- The Sleeper - 04-11-2002
I am a poser.
- Maynard - 04-11-2002
Quote:I don't really have a 13" penis.LIAR!!
- Grumpy - 04-11-2002
the reason why women are bad in math is because men keep telling them that this:
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is 8 inches.