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- Arpikarhu - 04-12-2002
i have to leave now to go see my GP. just a checkup so dont worry.
- Sloatsburgh - 04-12-2002
Glad, after 3 years, you're getting that rash looked at.
- Arpikarhu - 04-12-2002
no rash, just a checkup. cant you read?
- Hey Ladi - 04-12-2002
Quote:i have to leave now to go see my GP.Glad you cleared that up. I was thinking maybe you were going to the cunt doctor.
"Feet in the stirrups, please!"
- Grumpy - 04-12-2002
Quote:i have to leave now to go see my GP. just a checkup so dont worry.I hope you get a doctor with huge fingers and knuckles that insist on giving you a proctology exam.
then again - you might enjoy that.
- kindred - 04-12-2002
Quote:"Feet in the stirrups, please!"
Nah....it's the spread and scootch!! {:p}
- HedCold - 04-12-2002
didn't you make another thread for this?:clueless:
- Galt - 04-12-2002
What kind of pussywimp goes to the doctor without something wrong?
Unless a bone is protruding from my skin, or I'm bleeding from an orafice, I make sure I drink some orange juice and stretch if I feel hurt or sick.
- Ken'sPen - 04-12-2002
Quote:, or I'm bleeding from an oraficeThis is Arpi we are talking about.
- DGW - 04-12-2002
Quote:I'm bleeding from an orafice,Butttttttttttttttttttttttttt Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Keyser Soze - 04-12-2002
What did I do to make it from Love to Hate?
- SLASH - 04-12-2002
Quote:I hope you get a doctor with huge fingers and knuckles that insist on giving you a proctology exam.
then again - you might enjoy that.
And I hope your proctologist has poor depth perception.
- Silera - 04-12-2002
Quote:"Feet in the stirrups, please!"
My gynecologist grabbed my ass while my feet were in the stirrups, and he went so far as to comment on it. I should have decked him but I chose to pretend I didn't hear him. Being in stirrups just makes you feel so helpless.
- Sluggo - 04-12-2002
[Big dumb guido]You want we should break his face?[/Big dumb guido]:punch:
- Ken'sPen - 04-12-2002
Me, I am just regretting my career path.
- Keyser Soze - 04-12-2002
What was the comment?
- Silera - 04-12-2002
Quote:[Big dumb guido]You want we should break his face?[/Big dumb guido]:loveya: My Hero! :loveya:
Oh, the comment was something like "Mmm, Firm". He also patted it.
Edited By Silera on April 12 2002 at 1:12
- virgingrrl - 04-12-2002
Quote:My gynecologist grabbed my ass while my feet were in the stirrups, and he went so far as to comment on it. I should have decked him but I chose to pretend I didn't hear him. Being in stirrups just makes you feel so helpless.
and that is just why i go to a female gyno.
- Hey Ladi - 04-12-2002
Male or Female... I don't like doctors, and have never been to the cunt inspector. :
hiver: ICK!!
- Doc - 04-12-2002
Quote:and that is just why i go to a female gyno.
And if she grabs your ass, then that would be hot...right? :thumbs-up:
At least you get a piece of metal in your naughty bits, not a few digits that have to check the inside of places that you only gloss over when your toilet paper has a hole in it.
Oh, and getting your yambag juggled like the doc is looking for ripe tomatoes is no joyride either