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- JIMMYSNUKA - 05-21-2002
Thats right all you parents of the board. I say train your kids when they are young. when you think they have their sucking abilities at their peak....hand em over to me and i will see what they got.
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- Silera - 05-21-2002
I breastfed both my boys for seven months, they're pro's.
- JIMMYSNUKA - 05-21-2002
yeah but it doesnt take much effort to suck milk out of little nubs. much better sucking power from lillipops and fists.
- Luna - 05-21-2002
How about a Baa-Baa...think that might work, Snuka?
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- Metalfan - 05-21-2002
Hmmmmmmm...I think my son is a bit young for this program, and my daughter a bit too old. Besides, don't you realize 1-year olds like to bite Snuk?
- JIMMYSNUKA - 05-21-2002
yes i do metal...and what is wrong with that????
send your kids on over bro :thumbs-up:
- Metalfan - 05-21-2002
damn, ya know what....your neighborhood just doesn't show up on any map I can find....sorry Snuka, I'll have to stay with my current sitter....maybe if I have another kid :thumbs-up:
I bet Grump will sign up though
- JIMMYSNUKA - 05-21-2002
grump is MIA....i can always locate you there metal...no problemo there. ill even coat my shaft with honey so if your kid has a sore throat it will make it all better. hell i'll even have a beer with ya at the same time :toast:
- Grumpy - 05-21-2002
<!--me&Grumpy--><span id='ME'><center>Grumpy says AN OFFICIAL RESTRAINING ORDER HAS BEEN FILED AGAINST JIMMY "BABYSITTER" SNUKA</center></span><!--e-me-->
I had to jimbo. You're startin to scare me. You come within 5 miles of my town and I have the right to shoot in your balls. No , Really! I found a cool judge that would sign it that way.
- OAS - 05-21-2002
Quote:I breastfed both my boys for seven months, they're pro's.One's gotta repect a strict training regiment. :lol:
- PollyannaFlower46 - 05-21-2002
Why not just have them suck on cocktail franks...that's about your size right? :-p
- JIMMYSNUKA - 05-21-2002
Quote:Why not just have them suck on cocktail franks...that's about your size right?
it is a given that when someone you think is close to you says "i keep secrets very well" it's usually a lie. you didnt complain though...you said you liked that fact you could fit my rod and an entire subway sandwich into your mouth at the same time. i just thought the first bitch who said i was small was a slut. but alas it is true...polly isnt and she confirmed my fate. :-(
- PollyannaFlower46 - 05-21-2002
I only said you were small to ensure that I'd be able to get more helpings without having to taste the others on you.... ;-)
- JIMMYSNUKA - 05-21-2002
there is no "others" LOL.....thanks for trying to gimmee some credit though. all yours :loveya:
- GonzoStyle - 10-26-2005
oh jimmy you sick eff!!!
- Keyser Soze - 10-27-2005
why is grumpy celled?
- The Sleeper - 10-27-2005
it's amazing how unreadable these threads were
- diceisgod - 10-27-2005
LOL
- GonzoStyle - 10-27-2005
Keyser Soze Wrote:why is grumpy celled?cause he's so wacky!
I miss the good old short bud days.
- Goatweed - 10-27-2005
this thread saddens me.