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- Arthur Dent - 05-24-2002
Easy game. Just post a quote that is either wise or funny or both.
Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously! - Nietzsche
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
- Cunt-Twat - 05-24-2002
what the fuck? - everyone
- OAS - 05-24-2002
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed - Curly Howard
- Arthur Dent - 05-24-2002
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 jokes that aren't funny."
- Ken's Pen (19??-2002)
- Kid Afrika - 05-24-2002
It is better to be thought the fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
- Maynard - 05-24-2002
When did this change to the irony thread?
- Cunt-Twat - 05-24-2002
a little bit of trouble every now and then isn't a bad thing. :moonie:
Edited By Cunt-Twat on May 24 2002 at 10:44
- Kid Afrika - 05-24-2002
Quote:When did this change to the irony thread?
When you clicked "Add Reply".
Edited By Kid Afrika on May 24 2002 at 10:44
- Maynard - 05-24-2002
Hi pot!
- Kid Afrika - 05-24-2002
G'day, Kettle.
- Luna - 05-24-2002
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Quote:What looks large from a distance close-up ain't never that big...</marquee>
- Maynard - 05-24-2002
Quote:What looks large from a distance close-up ain't never that big...So you're saying that Sluggo Jr really isn't that big after all?
- Luna - 05-24-2002
Quote:<marquee>Funny how the things you have the hardest time parting with are the things you need the least......</marquee>
- Metalfan - 05-24-2002
"Sometimes you just have to day 'I don't give a fuck'" - Riggs and Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon 2
- Arthur Dent - 05-24-2002
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
- DGW - 05-24-2002
Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder:toast: - Author unknown
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin
Draft beer, not people.
Friends don't let friends drink light beer.
- Galt - 05-24-2002
The two worst things a person can do: To stand still or move aimlessly
- Shave Your Tooth - 05-24-2002
Hey Ump, I think he's throwing a shitball - little league coach
- Luna - 05-24-2002
Here's one for Arpi.....not sure if this realy counts as a quote, tho....
Quote:You must tell me, Baby, How your head feels under something like that....your brand-new leopard-skin Sombrero Hat....
:-D
- DGW - 05-24-2002
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer - George T
Nanu, nanu - Mork
Let's do it for Johnny! - Dillon's character in The Outsiders