Who will give me my first conjugal visit?

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- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002

Come on, I'm fukin horny already!

- Ants in My Pants - 01-21-2002

Already??? You're worse than Rape.

- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002

Ants in My Pants Wrote:Already??? You're worse than Rape.

Lay down.

- Rape Fantasizer - 01-21-2002

Ants in My Pants Wrote:Already??? You're worse than Rape.

wait a second, since when is me being horny a bad thing?

- crx girl - 01-21-2002

well, i was gonna offer but i see i've been excluded, wouldn't wanna force something you didn't want Cry

- Ants in My Pants - 01-21-2002

Quote:Lay down.

No... hey, stop that... don't touch me there... hey!... stop!... hoo hoo, that tickles!... hehehe... ooh, hey, stop....

- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002

crx girl Wrote:well, i was gonna offer but i see i've been excluded, wouldn't wanna force something you didn't want

I protect the ones I really care about.

- Rape Fantasizer - 01-21-2002

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:well, i was gonna offer but i see i've been excluded, wouldn't wanna force something you didn't want
I protect the ones I really care about.

You lying whore, you care about ants, and andrea, or whatsherface as ants calls her.

- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002

I call her "whatshersnatch."

- Ants in My Pants - 01-21-2002

I call her Alkey, but she always gets insulted for some reason when I do it.

- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002

Ants in My Pants Wrote:I call her Alkey, but she always gets insulted for some reason when I do it.

Probably because I call her Alkey too...

- Rape Fantasizer - 01-21-2002

I think "whatsherface" is better.

- BeckyDC - 01-21-2002

Quote:Probably because I call her Alkey too...

You listen to Phil Collins too don't you.

- Grumpy - 01-21-2002

how about "walking cum depository"? or "man splooge collection agency"?

- IrishAlkey - 01-21-2002

Grumpy Wrote:how about "walking cum depository"? or "man splooge collection agency"?

These are a few of my favorite things...

- french bread pizza - 01-24-2002

like woah

- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002

french bread pizza Wrote:like woah

damn, thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.

- BeckyDC - 01-24-2002

Quote:thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.

is mine in there???

- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002

BeckyDC Wrote:
Quote:thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
is mine in there???

That's the same thing I said to you.

- Rape Fantasizer - 01-24-2002

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:thought you were gonna throw your name in tha hat.
is mine in there???
That's the same thing I said to you.

you dick! your lines are generic? you say that to all the girls? Cry