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- Danked - 05-28-2003
...my route to work would be littered with the corpses of the chronically stupid. The people that block both lanes at a stop light so that you can't get past them when the light turns green. The people that don't use their blinkers when they bob and weave through all the lanes of the highway in their mad dash to wherever the fuck they have to go. The stupid cunts on their cell phones driving 5 miles below the speed limit in the left lane. How glorious it would be to lean out my window and shoot out their tires so that they lose control, swerve off the road, and explode in a fiery wreck on the side of the highway! :banana:
- TheGMANN - 05-28-2003
You sir....are my kind of guy. Kudos! :5:
- Hey Ladi - 05-28-2003
on the highway, when you get into the right lane to pass & the car that was in front of you speeds up, and you have to get behind them again, so they slow down again, (lather rinse repeat) ... I'd like to see them strung up by their pinky toes
- Keyser Soze - 05-28-2003
you sir are preaching to the choir!
- Danked - 05-28-2003
An addendum...
The people who parallel park in an area big enough for two cars, but park right in the middle so I can't fit in on either side. Lacking the required firepower just now, I could only roll down my window and call her a cunt. I wish I had something to throw at her. :16:
- Mad - 05-28-2003
Penny's work, so do steel ball-bearings.
Just calling them names helps, but not as much as violent tirades.
- LZMF1 - 05-28-2003
i got stuck behind 3 blue haired, white knuckled, pearl white cadillac driving grannies today(all with florida license plates) :fuckoff:
1 on route 24 eastbound with no room to pass her
the other on 24 westbound...same scenario
and the 3rd was on south street going around the green on my way home :crackhead:
i'm just about ready to kill someone right now
uicide:Edited By LZMF1 on 1055550278
- HollywoodJewMoses - 05-28-2003
shoot that funny looking faggot in your mirror!
- LZMF1 - 05-28-2003
WBK...how about i take my beretta a390st (that's 12 gauge shotgun in case you didn't know) put it against your temple and pull the trigger?
- Mad - 05-28-2003
Quote:put it against your temple and pull the trigger?
[Arnold]DO IT![/Arnold]
- Is Don on the phone? - 05-28-2003
Consider investing in a few RPG-7s... They'll fire most of the time, are pretty cheap, and highly available in places like Yemen and Pakistan. Just toss a few in the backseat (be sure to cover em up, you know, those toll takers are nosy).
- LZMF1 - 05-29-2003
nah...the beretta will fire when i want it to
- crx girl - 05-29-2003
Quote:how about i take my beretta a390st (that's 12 gauge shotgun in case you didn't know)how about you get over yourself
- LZMF1 - 05-29-2003
hoofah! touchy touchy!
no sense o' humor today! eh trish?
- The Sleeper - 05-29-2003
Quote:no sense o' humor today! eh trish?as opposed to you lacking it every day of the week?
- HollywoodJewMoses - 05-29-2003
dude, he has gunzzzzzzzzzzzzz, dont speak up to him or Hell busta cap in that ass
- The Sleeper - 05-29-2003
LZMF: a one man army!!
- Danked - 05-29-2003
If LZ and I carpooled, the streets would run red with blood!
- LZMF1 - 05-29-2003
Quote:as opposed to you lacking it every day of the week?
oh yeah...this is comedy gold!
right mistar funney man?
- Danked - 05-29-2003
I shot him. Did you see that? :10: