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- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:bakes in the oven, cheese melts over the hot tomato sauce, crust becomes crispy:
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:continues to bake:
- Arpikarhu - 06-05-2003
i will fix your thread title for a slice of you.
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
mall crust bubble begins to form on side of the pan closest to the back right hand side:
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:realizes there is another pizza in this oven, ponders whether it is sicilian or neopolitan:
- Arpikarhu - 06-05-2003
do we have a deal or not!?!?!?!?!
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:oven is opened, calzone is put into oven. Observes that the neighboring pizza is neopolitan, and has peperoni on top:
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
(dude, I'm a pizza! I can't speak or emote in anyway. If you want a slice of me, you'll have to wait until I get out of this oven and order one!)
- Arpikarhu - 06-05-2003
i hope your crust burns :8:
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:grows suspicious of the pepperoni. Begins plotting a counter-attack for the impending invasion that the neighboring toppings are planning:
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:over door opens. Bright light fills the oven. Is removed from oven and placed on aluminum platter:
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:pizza cutter divides body into 8 even sections. Placed behind glass counter. Awaits to be ordered:
- Arpikarhu - 06-05-2003
i hope Baker and Jack share you and eat the cheese together in a Lady and the Tramp type smooch.
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:begins to cool down. Awaits to be ordered:
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:realizes the impending death that awaits each of the eight seperate but equal sections. Wishes to know the meaning of good-bye:
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:cools off. Cheese is solid to the touch. Oil has dried up into the crust. Awaiting to be ordered:
- Arpikarhu - 06-05-2003
uh, the pizza looks like shit . i will have a stromboli and a coke please.
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:observes man accidently dropping a pizza pan on the floor. No one notices except self. Laments. Awaits to be ordered:
- Goatweed - 06-05-2003
would it be possible to get a chicken parm hero? extra cheese, please - with a grape fountain soda.
- The Jays - 06-05-2003
:guy carrying canister of mutagenetic ooze trips slips on pan, falls onto counter, face first into pizza. Ooze canister breaks open on both pizza and guy. Weird reaction ensues: