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- Maynard - 03-06-2002
My dad vs. your dad.
My Dad
-My dad is 54.
-He's got alot of weight to throw around (literally, he's a fat man).
-He's well educated, he an excellent position as a music teacher (which makes him infinatly hip).
-He's also a semi-professional musician (only semi because he likes his teaching job) who plays all over the tri-state area.
-He can take a punch
Your Dad
-Your dad is gay
-He has no teeth
-He's unemployed
-He's a big poopie head
So clearly when we see them stacked up against one another, you can see that my dad is FAR better than your dad.
- Hey Ladi - 03-06-2002
I don't understand the voting? (wow I feel old and from Florida right now) If I click MY Dad, does it mean my dad, or your dad?
Beside, my Dad is unhappy with his job right now, so i bet he'd enjoy taking up the anger at them out on someone. :bouncer:
- JIMMYSNUKA - 03-06-2002
I dont know my daddy.
- Maynard - 03-06-2002
Hey Ladi Wrote:If I click MY Dad, does it mean my dad, or your dad?WEll, I guess it's left to your interpretation.
- The Sleeper - 03-06-2002
Hey! My dad loves snatch! Honest!!
- SLASH - 03-06-2002
Quote:Your Dad
-Your dad is gay
-He has no teeth
-He's unemployed
-He's a big poopie head
You forgot -
Dead for 11 years ago as of yesterday.
Nice timing, fuckface :fuckoff:<font color=white>
Edited By SLASH on Mar. 06 2002 at 1:07
- IkeaBoy - 03-06-2002
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.Jimmy's black?
- Hey Ladi - 03-06-2002
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.That's cause you were spawned
- JIMMYSNUKA - 03-06-2002
IkeaBoy Wrote:Ya never know!JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.Jimmy's black?
- Doc - 03-06-2002
Hey Ladi Wrote:I too always thought Snuka just spontaneously appeared. I imagined a dirty floor of the shower at the YMCA being his place of originJIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.That's cause you were spawned
- Rape Fantasizer - 03-06-2002
your dad would win. my dad is 68 and out of shape. hes been retired for 4 years, all he does is lay on the couch and watch tv. maybe when he was younger he could have put up a fight, but now hes just a pussy. the only thing hes got going for him is his intelligence.
- JIMMYSNUKA - 03-06-2002
I will never reveal my origin. But. By looking at your status doc. You got what you wanted.
I have some cancer in my prostate. i hope you dont mind some blood in my kid creme.
- Doc - 03-06-2002
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:i hope you dont mind some blood in my kid creme.Oh boy! That makes it like having sprinkles and hot fudge all in one :bouncer:
- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-06-2002
Your dad would so win...
My dad....
52....over weight, with arthritis....moans and groans all day and somehow teaches gym of all things in an elementary school....in fact, I would pay your dad to beat mine.
- virgingrrl - 03-06-2002
make your dad beat my dad so that i don't have to buy him a birthday present for tomorrow
- Maynard - 03-06-2002
virgingrrl Wrote:make your dad beat my dad so that i don't have to buy him a birthday present for tomorrowYou could just buy me a presant instead. :bouncer:
- Hybrid - 03-06-2002
bah, your dad(my dad) would be the champ. he's like 45, played football and baseball, and still goes to the gym. and he's a fireman. :punch:
- Maynard - 03-06-2002
Your Dad---> :fucking: <---My Dad
- Sluggo - 03-06-2002
My dad would so easily pound the living snot out of your dad.
- Maynard - 03-07-2002
Sluggo Wrote:My dad would so easily pound the living snot out of your dad.PFFT!
Bring it bitch!