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- Abster - 11-14-2006
At least now I know who to call if I need a tooth pick.
- GonzoStyle - 11-14-2006
it's short but very thick, so toothpick aint quite right.
more like a vienna sausage fresh from being bloated up in the microwave.
- Goatweed - 11-14-2006
who cooks vienna sausage in the microwave?
- Abster - 11-14-2006
Is Vienna sausage kosher?
- GonzoStyle - 11-14-2006
Goatweed Wrote:who cooks vienna sausage in the microwave?
who the fuck even eats vienna sausages, bleh.
I just needed a visual
- GonzoStyle - 11-14-2006
Abster Wrote:Is Vienna sausage kosher?
i'm not that jewey
- Abster - 11-14-2006
I made the dumb guy in my office check his screen for italics on that one.
- GonzoStyle - 11-14-2006
did you offer him a blowjob?
- Goatweed - 11-14-2006
heyoooooooooo
- Abster - 11-14-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:did you offer him a blowjob?
I did, but a strange thing happened. When he was at the urinal, he was attacked by some large venomous creature, so he said I could forget the blowjob if I saved his life and sucked the venom out for him. That's a good deal, right?
- GonzoStyle - 11-14-2006
oh you card
- Goatweed - 11-14-2006
awful
- Abster - 11-14-2006
I know.
- GonzoStyle - 11-14-2006
she actually tries and is somewhat funnier than the rest, so she gets an A for effort in my book!
and you can never ask more from someone than their best effort and a blowjob.
- Abster - 11-14-2006
I'm not really trying. Shall I wow you with my real best efforts?
- Goatweed - 11-14-2006
go for it.
- Abster - 11-14-2006
Okay, is your dick against your monitor?
Oh shit, you were talking about posting weren't you?
- Goatweed - 11-14-2006
that's your best?
- funsnapsdyno - 11-14-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:funnier than the rest
bite me
- Abster - 11-14-2006
Not by a long shot. I just had a major fuck up at work so stand by