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- funsnapsdyno - 11-22-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:funsnapsdyno Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:HAHa I hope you get cancer of the cunt, not that it would change your life much.
holy crap. WTF
seriously, its not like anyone would actually willingly fuck you unless they were under the influence of enough narcotics to kill a herd of elephants. So I was being nice and figured atleast if they had to removed your cunt, you wouldn't lose something of use to anyone, plus it'd surely prevent you reproducing and filling this world with more wastes of flesh like yourself.
Maybe you can get your boyfriend to call me a jew again, its so cutting edge and fresh. The type of shit that made the garden a fuckin hoot for the red state humor crowd.
someone called you a jew and you blast me? Yeah whatever dickhead.
- Next Best Thing - 11-22-2006
Pretty strong words.
- funsnapsdyno - 11-22-2006
like I give a shit.
- Keyser Soze - 11-22-2006
i don't think gonzo can recover from such a devestating comeback
- drusilla - 11-22-2006
fast_cheap_outofcontrol Wrote:I'll make myself comfortable for a spell because it became a cold day in hell.hock:
please stop
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
you are beyond fuckin dumb, do you just pick out certain words and then come to your own conclusion what the whole subject is about?
I was blasting you for being a worthless fuckin lump of flesh and an utter moron who couldn't comprehend the simplest thought without popping a brain vessel.
The dig at NBT was just for good measure because you're all equally fuckin dumb but you are the champ so far.
Maybe you can woo us with one of your brilliant poems now.
- Next Best Thing - 11-22-2006
Goinzo is that picture really you?
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
funsnapsdyno Wrote:like I give a shit.
you do, because that has been your comeback to pretty much everytime you get smacked down for one of your stupid comments, "i dont care". Yet you come back and harp on it and try to prove some non existent point, so you do care.
- Goatweed - 11-22-2006
dickhead!!!
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:Goinzo is that picture really you?
goinzo, it's just so fuckin brilliant.
how could they let you go, its just beyond me.
tell us again about jews and arabs in a two bedroom condo or something.
- Keyser Soze - 11-22-2006
its like watching a bunch of single-A hitters trying to get a bunt off on mariano.
- Next Best Thing - 11-22-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:Next Best Thing Wrote:Goinzo is that picture really you?
goinzo, it's just so fuckin brilliant.
how could they let you go, its just beyond me.
tell us again about jews and arabs in a two bedroom condo or something.
Is the fucking picture you, or not? Don't be so defensive for once.
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
No, i dont know how to upload pics, only l33t haxors can do that.
Re: A stupid christian question for a jew. - drusilla - 11-22-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:Hoon Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:fuck. so "her" true original sexual make up remains a mystery.Hoon Wrote:Gonzo, you're jewish.
I have a jew question for you.
Do you have barmitzfah's [sp?] for boys AND girls?
I ask because I thought ti was only held for boys but I'm not jewish so..
I ask because my wife works for an eye doctor who is supposedly a woman but my bride swears its a man in drag.
Today, the doctor let it slip about "her" bahmitzfah.
Do they have these for girls to and if so, does it go by a different name?
boys have a BaRmitzvah at 13 when they become men (aka when they can cum)
girls have a BaTmitzvah at 12 when they become women (aka when uncle moishe has to start pulling out)
this is starting to become an obsession. it's like an episode of SNL's "Pat"
well it's a subtle difference, bar and bat.
but next time have her ask, so how old were you when you had your barmitzvah?
if it says 12, then its a girl
if it says 12, then its a boy.
with your luck it will actually say, well boys have it at.... and explain it without a definitive answer.
or an easier way would be to ask
"you know I always confused the two, you had a baRmitzvah or baTmitzvah, i forget which is which"
but then again, same type of answer could follow
worth a shot
it can also be called a bas mitzvah for a girl. & it can be at 12 or 13 for a girl. but is almost always when she is 12.
Re: A stupid christian question for a jew. - GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
drusilla Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:Hoon Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:fuck. so "her" true original sexual make up remains a mystery.Hoon Wrote:Gonzo, you're jewish.
I have a jew question for you.
Do you have barmitzfah's [sp?] for boys AND girls?
I ask because I thought ti was only held for boys but I'm not jewish so..
I ask because my wife works for an eye doctor who is supposedly a woman but my bride swears its a man in drag.
Today, the doctor let it slip about "her" bahmitzfah.
Do they have these for girls to and if so, does it go by a different name?
boys have a BaRmitzvah at 13 when they become men (aka when they can cum)
girls have a BaTmitzvah at 12 when they become women (aka when uncle moishe has to start pulling out)
this is starting to become an obsession. it's like an episode of SNL's "Pat"
well it's a subtle difference, bar and bat.
but next time have her ask, so how old were you when you had your barmitzvah?
if it says 12, then its a girl
if it says 12, then its a boy.
with your luck it will actually say, well boys have it at.... and explain it without a definitive answer.
or an easier way would be to ask
"you know I always confused the two, you had a baRmitzvah or baTmitzvah, i forget which is which"
but then again, same type of answer could follow
worth a shot
it can also be called a bas mitzvah for a girl. & it can be at 12 or 13 for a girl. but is almost always when she is 12.
HAHa jew!!!
- The Prodigal Son - 11-22-2006
It's Johnny Depp.
Duh
- Next Best Thing - 11-22-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:No, i dont know how to upload pics, only l33t haxors cant do that.
So that picture of the impossibly geeky looking douchebag is not you, correct? I have a bet with a fellow board member riding on this.
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.
im sure you are just a stunning beauty.
I'm a jew too.
- The Prodigal Son - 11-22-2006
Oh boy
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
No no, NBT loves commenting on others pictures.
of course he'd never show his deformed face, cause its easier to cast stones at others when they dont know that he looks like a abortion that lived.
So calling me a geek based on a picture taken in jest, and like calling me a douchebag is a bad thing, I know im a douchebag.
come on zzzzzzzing me again.