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- Keyser Soze - 11-22-2006
i'm the only attractive person on this board, if you really need to know.
- Next Best Thing - 11-22-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.
im sure you are just a stunning beauty.
I'm a jew too.
Goinzo, must you try to wrest control of every conversation that takes place on this board? Please just answer the question, or don't. I have some scintillating PM dialogue to attend to in the meantime.
- funsnapsdyno - 11-22-2006
my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.
- Next Best Thing - 11-22-2006
funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.
Esxcedrin PM. Double up on them.
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
Next Best Thing Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.
im sure you are just a stunning beauty.
I'm a jew too.
Goinzo, must you try to wrest control of every conversation that takes place on this board? Please just answer the question, or don't. I have some scintillating PM dialogue to attend to in the meantime.
yeah moron, it was implied that yes it is me.
I know it's hard for you being that you're used to 3rd grade humor and calling people jews and wacky names.
Re: A stupid christian question for a jew. - drusilla - 11-22-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:drusilla Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:Hoon Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:fuck. so "her" true original sexual make up remains a mystery.Hoon Wrote:Gonzo, you're jewish.
I have a jew question for you.
Do you have barmitzfah's [sp?] for boys AND girls?
I ask because I thought ti was only held for boys but I'm not jewish so..
I ask because my wife works for an eye doctor who is supposedly a woman but my bride swears its a man in drag.
Today, the doctor let it slip about "her" bahmitzfah.
Do they have these for girls to and if so, does it go by a different name?
boys have a BaRmitzvah at 13 when they become men (aka when they can cum)
girls have a BaTmitzvah at 12 when they become women (aka when uncle moishe has to start pulling out)
this is starting to become an obsession. it's like an episode of SNL's "Pat"
well it's a subtle difference, bar and bat.
but next time have her ask, so how old were you when you had your barmitzvah?
if it says 12, then its a girl
if it says 12, then its a boy.
with your luck it will actually say, well boys have it at.... and explain it without a definitive answer.
or an easier way would be to ask
"you know I always confused the two, you had a baRmitzvah or baTmitzvah, i forget which is which"
but then again, same type of answer could follow
worth a shot
it can also be called a bas mitzvah for a girl. & it can be at 12 or 13 for a girl. but is almost always when she is 12.
HAHa jew!!!
oh man, you got me there!
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.
you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.
- Next Best Thing - 11-22-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:Next Best Thing Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.
im sure you are just a stunning beauty.
I'm a jew too.
Goinzo, must you try to wrest control of every conversation that takes place on this board? Please just answer the question, or don't. I have some scintillating PM dialogue to attend to in the meantime.
yeah moron, it was implied that yes it is me.
I know it's hard for you being that you're used to 3rd grade humor and calling people jews and wacky names.
Thank you, Goinzo. I won the bet by the way. Have a nice evening please.
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
If the doors people ever forget why their precious forum was shut down, this thread can be exhibit A.
- Keyser Soze - 11-22-2006
oh snap, he sure got you gonzo!
- drusilla - 11-22-2006
damn, we're you're done? i just got here.
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
Keyser Soze Wrote:oh snap, he sure got you gonzo!
goinzo!
- Jack - 11-22-2006
The sad thing is, he thinks he is being funny in mocking you by intentionally mispelling your screen name.
- Keyser Soze - 11-22-2006
well it was pretty fucking clever
- Jack - 11-22-2006
It would be like me posting Keyser Soize over and over again.
Genius.
- funsnapsdyno - 11-22-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.
you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.
What the fuck is your problem? I can't believe all the shit you said in this thread directed at me and I barely know you, asswhipe.
Nice way to welcome new people here..
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
DRAG0NKill: maybe we should add to the censor so it changes goinzo to gonzo
ZippyAidsFace: and impede on his brilliance?
ZippyAidsFace: come on
DRAG0NKill: a piece of me dies every time i read it
DRAG0NKill: its that bad
ZippyAidsFace: he thinks its brilliant though
ZippyAidsFace: I dont know which is sadder
DRAG0NKill: yea u know he giggles everytime he types it
DRAG0NKill: thinking youre furious about it
ZippyAidsFace: hitting the backspace key cause his sweaty little fingers keep slipping cause he's laughing so hard
- GonzoStyle - 11-22-2006
funsnapsdyno Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.
you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.
What the fuck is your problem? I can't believe all the shit you said in this thread directed at me and I barely know you, asswhipe.
Nice way to welcome new people here..
what the fuck is a whipe?
yeah maybe we should hang out, you ever hear of the liberty bell? we can meet there.
its pretty obscure, I know
- Next Best Thing - 11-22-2006
funsnapsdyno Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.
you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.
What the fuck is your problem? I can't believe all the shit you said in this thread directed at me and I barely know you, asswhipe.
Nice way to welcome new people here..
Told you it was him.
- drusilla - 11-22-2006
the name's "OZ WEEPAY!"