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- funsnapsdyno - 11-17-2006
hahaha... I'm a cadberry egg
- Abster - 11-17-2006
If you insist.
- drusilla - 11-17-2006
Hawt Baux Wrote:Do spitters carry around one of those little water cooler cups, just incase the situation should ever arise?
we can found out tomorrow. we're all very good friends with a spitter
- drusilla - 11-17-2006
Hawt Baux Wrote:MAtt's cum probably tastes like Sprite and Elios.
& tgi fridays
- GonzoStyle - 11-17-2006
Hawt Baux Wrote:Black people fucking is so gross.
like black people fucking eachother or fucking a black person?
Cause I may dislike me some niggas but I seriously have to put my endorsement behind fucking black bitches. They ride cock like john wayne on a fuckin horse, its like they are just born to suck and ride cock, they have the best suck/fuck combo. Granted the majority of black chicks can be very unattractive cause they all look alike anyway and by black I really mean a light skinned bitch that can pass for a spic who is just extra brown.
Spanish chicks are to me the sexiest by spanish I guess I really mean latin hos period. They are fuck machines and are just physically so appealing.
I fucked one chink broad and they have nice little pussies but overall they are just a lame race and its like fucking someone so polite, that they make you wanna be polite and thats just no fun. Like you run into that person in a building who is really nice and hes holding all the doors and then you find yourself holding the door for him, when you really wanna smash the door in his fuckin face.
Irish chicks in general just smell.
russian bitches are fuckin fantastic but have hygeine issues from the motherland, unless they strip, they have no clue how to handle the pussy.
never fucked a german but I think I would be scared to.
- drusilla - 11-17-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:I fucked one chink broad and they have nice little pussies but overall they are just a lame race and its like fucking someone so polite, that they make you wanna be polite and thats just no fun. Like you run into that person in a building who is really nice and hes holding all the doors and then you find yourself holding the door for him, when you really wanna smash the door in his fuckin face.
did she cry the whole time like they do in asian porn?
- Hawt Baux - 11-17-2006
So anyways.
I screwed this kid from work in his church a couple of weeks back. His mom is the secretary there so he had a set of keys on him to get in whenever he wanted for whatever reason.(even though i think he just lifted them).
We drove around for awhile talking then we went to go back to my house and we're just sitting outside then we go at it for an hour and finally went to the Church.
On the carride he was fingering me and i was squeezing between his leg and tracing the tip of my tongue back and forth along his ear, biting just a little because i knew that sets him off.
We got to the church, got inside and just start tearing clothes off, slamming eachother against the walls and shit. Then he drags me down to the first pew and sits me down, dives down between my legs and goes for it. We reverse and then finally just start fucking in front of the alter.
Anyone i've told(which is now more than i can count on one hand) was just like 'IN CHURCH?"
All i could say was "it wasn't my Church".
- Hawt Baux - 11-17-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:Hawt Baux Wrote:Black people fucking is so gross.
like black people fucking eachother or fucking a black person?
Two black people. I would never watch porn let alone black porn. So....gross.
- drusilla - 11-17-2006
Hawt Baux Wrote:Do spitters carry around one of those little water cooler cups, just incase the situation should ever arise?
Some guys flatout ask for the blowjob, which i dont think is rude but it's just like "well...i was getting there" and then i kind've get putoff and suck with less enthusiasm.
I always, always, always play with the balls too and explore a littler farther back if i recieve no objections but this one kid hated getting his balls rubbed, squeezed, sucked, whatever. So much to the point where i was doing it on purpose to just piss him off because it was baffling me as to why he didnt like it.
And what's the consensus on using teeth?
Because i've found a few guys who like that.
spitting never ever made sense to me. i mean i can understand maybe not letting him cum in your mouth at all, but spitting is totallt pointless. its already in your mouth. why swish it around spitting when you could just shove the cock as far back as you can to let the cum just go right down your throat?
some guys to do like teeth. they even like biting. my ex was very into pain. he had his pierced, so my teeth were nothing compared to the needle.
and for some reason i never liked being asked to do it before, like it felt way more whorish than it already was. but i got over that.
- Hawt Baux - 11-17-2006
It's not an "you dont deserve it but im doing it anyway be grateful" i think it has to do more with the fact that the people constantly asking i didnt even like, i was just sleeping with them for fun.
Case in point vo5, i would just get to a point where im like "no im nto doing it, fuck off" and he would deal after 5 minutes of begging.
- Abster - 11-17-2006
Hawt Baux Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:Hawt Baux Wrote:Black people fucking is so gross.
like black people fucking eachother or fucking a black person?
Two black people. I would never watch porn let alone black porn. So....gross.
Nothing worse than black lesbian porn.
- drusilla - 11-17-2006
well vo5 was a homo. he was way too needy for a guy. it was pretty sad. & very annoying.
- GonzoStyle - 11-17-2006
Hawt Baux Wrote:So anyways.
I screwed this kid from work in his church a couple of weeks back. His mom is the secretary there so he had a set of keys on him to get in whenever he wanted for whatever reason.(even though i think he just lifted them).
We drove around for awhile talking then we went to go back to my house and we're just sitting outside then we go at it for an hour and finally went to the Church.
On the carride he was fingering me and i was squeezing between his leg and tracing the tip of my tongue back and forth along his ear, biting just a little because i knew that sets him off.
We got to the church, got inside and just start tearing clothes off, slamming eachother against the walls and shit. Then he drags me down to the first pew and sits me down, dives down between my legs and goes for it. We reverse and then finally just start fucking in front of the alter.
Anyone i've told(which is now more than i can count on one hand) was just like 'IN CHURCH?"
All i could say was "it wasn't my Church".
I never got the whole ear thing, the neck yeah but never the ear.
The only thing I hate about some girls is when they start saying "oh yeah thats the spot" when you start on the neck and it automatically turns me off cause bitch thats like 95% of bitches spots. Thats like you discovered it, like im licking your clit and thats the spot, I know bitch!
- Hawt Baux - 11-17-2006
I love ears.
My ear can get me off more than my clit.
- Galt - 11-17-2006
I only had one girl spit. They either suck it down, or don't let you finish in their mouth. And the one girl who spit was completely disgusted by it, and drank a 12 oz bottle of water immediately afterwards.
I think I've already posted my random sex stories.
I had a girl burst into tears during sex once. "why do you do this to me???" I was baffled. I had no idea what she was talking about. She's also the one who would try and talk dirty to me and I had no idea what to say or how to respond. I'm so repressed. She's be screaming "yeah, fuck me! fuck me!" and my only response was "ummm, I am." The day after she cried she never talked to me again. I was a clueless 23 year old. I'm sure there were flashing signs for the previous few months, but I missed them all.
There's obviously the squirter. I've talked about that a lot, but I still can't sufficiently describe how amazing it is to feel a girl gush all over you. I feel like Superman and that there should be parades for me.
I picked a mormon girl up on the S train on a Saturday, went on one date with her the next Tuesday, where she wouldn't let me kiss her at the end of the night, and all she talked about was God and how "evolution didn't happen", but she was hot so I just nodded my head. Went out with her Friday, she got drunk, she talked about how sacred sex was and how if I really wanted to date her, I'd have to wait a long time, and blah. Then she had more to drink, and she started giving me a lap dance at the club, then we got kicked out, and I went home and banged her. 6 days after I met this mormon god freak. Never let me see her vagina again, and after two months I gave up.
I went to a wedding and saw a friend of my friend (the groom) with some hot girl, who was the only hot girl there, since most everyone came alone. I kind of new the guy, so halfway through the night, I saw her and started talking up the guy she was with. I figured what the hell, I knew the guy's wife just cheated on him and his marriage fell apart just a month earlier, I'll try and get him laid. She said 'oh, we're just friends. We're not together." Turns out he didn't know they weren't together, because as I hung out with her, he was getting pissed, his friends were getting pissed at her, and all hell broke loose, they got in a big fight, and he left her in Long Island with no ride back to the city. But luckily he had paid for a hotel room for them that night. And I used it to do sex. Then he called the hotel and tried to get her kicked out of his room. She liked to get spanked, and she loved the sex.
She was also a dancer at Scores and Penthouse. And like most other girls I'm with, I only banged her that one time. I must be really bad.
I was with a girl who was cute as hell. Had a perfect face. She looked like one of the Olsen Twins when they were actually attractive. I was 29, and she was 22 and still in college. Unfortunately, she was a bullemic and apparantly a cokehead, so she had absolutely no muscle tone at all. She was about 5' 1" and weighed about 90 pounds, but she still had about a 35% body fat ratio. It was weird. She also shaved her vagina, but only to the point where you could see from the front. So while she had no bush, her asshole and inner thighs were wolven. We called her Hanus (like heinous) because she had a hairy anus. We're clever like that.
I picked up a girl one night who after I banged her once, we were getting started up again, and looked up from blowing me and said "I'll do anything you want". Now, as a girl, if you say that to a guy, there are only a limited amount of things that he's going to want to do at that point, right? She had to be expecting it when I flipped her over and started banging her in the ass. She should not have been as surprised / angry as she was. Again, that was the last time I touched her. She also had acordians for tits. I think she either had breast implants removed, or she lost 100 pounds.
- GonzoStyle - 11-17-2006
Hawt Baux Wrote:I love ears.
My ear can get me off more than my clit.
im gonna whisper a lot to you tomorrow
- Hawt Baux - 11-17-2006
Sorry, mittens doesn't want anything to do with the male gender indefinitely!
- Galt - 11-17-2006
and the morning after I lost my virginity, the girl said "we didn't have sex last night, did we?"
- Hawt Baux - 11-17-2006
The first time i had sex the kid lasted for two pumps and that was it.
I was 16 then and i don't think my hymen even broke until i was 18 and screwing my boyfriend. Then he got all confused like "i thought you werent a virgin" and then i had to explain, which made me feel weird and embarrassed because he was 21 and probably thought i was lying.
"Hanus" made me laugh really loudly.
- GonzoStyle - 11-17-2006
Hawt Baux Wrote:Sorry, mittens doesn't want anything to do with the male gender indefinitely!
even if I wear the wonka goggles?