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- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2005
you're so preoccupied with the fart itself, the fart has nothing to do with it. The fart itself has nothing to do with it, it's your emotional relationship with your loved one and how you feel about them at a point where you are comfortable enough to let go. I think it's more personal even than crying in front of your woman. Same thing, its not the crying in itself, its being able to emotionall and physically open up.
and nothing is more private, emotional or physical as a fart.
- Keyser Soze - 10-28-2005
you are a twisted person.
- Arpikarhu - 10-28-2005
i agree with gonzo except for the emotional part. i have never had a strong emotion that arose due to a fart. unless you count laughter.
- drusilla - 10-28-2005
the conversation had nothing to do with her farting. it was all about the fact that you wouldn't do it in front of her. this is all about guy farts. they are inevitable. it sucks that you try to hide it.
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2005
not the emotion of the fart, the emotional bond you have with your loved one. Too much emphasis on the fart itself.
Though keyser finds that farting in front of his woman would be disrespectful to her, he has no problem giving her a facial or fucking her in the ass.
- Arpikarhu - 10-28-2005
so what you are saying is that keyser doesnt mind demeaning his woman as long as he is getting his rocks off, otherwise she is to be kept cloistered from his inner being?
- Keyser Soze - 10-28-2005
ive never given her a facial, i wouldnt unless she asked and since when is anal sex demeaning?
- Arpikarhu - 10-28-2005
Keyser Soze Wrote:since when is anal sex demeaning?why dont you ask some of your TS friends?
- Keyser Soze - 10-28-2005
Quote:the conversation had nothing to do with her farting. it was all about the fact that you wouldn't do it in front of her. this is all about guy farts. they are inevitable. it sucks that you try to hide it.
sexist!
- drusilla - 10-28-2005
i still laugh whenever jorge farts. for some reasons the real stinky ones just crack me up.
- HedCold - 10-28-2005
i like to fart under the covers then put the covers over her head.
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2005
Arpikarhu Wrote:arpi actually made a funny.Keyser Soze Wrote:since when is anal sex demeaning?why dont you ask some of your TS friends?
- Arpikarhu - 10-28-2005
HedCold Wrote:i like to fart under the covers then put the covers over her head.the dutch oven maneuver. the most dreaded and yet funniest of all fart tortures.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 10-28-2005
its true, its a great thing to do.
- GonzoStyle - 10-28-2005
It's disrespectful, unlike cumming on your girlfriends face and telling her to go clean her stupid fuckin piehole.
- diceisgod - 10-28-2005
This is deep. So Keyser is a horrible person because he won't fart in front of his girlfriend.
Thread of the year
- Arpikarhu - 10-28-2005
he wont share is inner self. that isnt horrible. its sad.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 10-29-2005
agreed
- diceisgod - 10-29-2005
he got off easier in life than Sulu
- HedCold - 10-29-2005
i'm currently eating white castle. that dutch oven will be baking tonight