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- Hawt Baux - 02-13-2006

I hate running out of milk.

Especially when you're in the mood for a snack that requires atleast half a glass of it.


- Keyser Soze - 02-13-2006

along those same lines, i hate when you only have enough cereal for half a bowl.


- shortnfugly - 02-13-2006

Always keep an extra box handy for just such days.

i hate when people have 13 items in the 12 items or less express checkout at the supermarket. Don't they know how to fucking count?


- Danked - 02-13-2006

Quote:along those same lines, i hate when you only have enough cereal for half a bowl.

That's why you make the prior serving a mega-bowl of cereal and use a mixing spoon to eat it.

It's like you're 4 years old all over again!


- shortnfugly - 02-13-2006

dank is reliving his 430 moments in life again....

LMMFAO. I like the idea though. Can I use a ladel instead of a mixing spoon?


- Keyser Soze - 02-13-2006

interesting concept, ill have to try that.


- lush - 02-13-2006

Always look on the bright side of life!


- Danked - 02-13-2006

I guess you kind of have to when your vagina is a carnivorous lifeform.


- lush - 02-13-2006

It's what I have to work with!


- Danked - 02-13-2006

So all this time you didn't want to sleep with Sleeper, it was really just your fear that you might swallow him whole.


- lush - 02-13-2006

If that makes you sleep better at night, then sure.


- Mad - 02-13-2006

The world should be glad the HIV factory has closed it's doors.


- Hawt Baux - 02-13-2006

Where did you hear that current event?


- lush - 02-13-2006

So my vagina has the HIV?


- Ken'sPen - 02-13-2006

lush has a very scary vagina.


- Danked - 02-13-2006

Do you hate her scary vagina, Ken?


- Ken'sPen - 02-13-2006

I lack the capacity to hate a vagina

except Keyser
BAM!


- Danked - 02-13-2006

What if it had spiders on it?

And the spiders were wearing clown masks?

And they spoke to you in grandma's voice?


- Ken'sPen - 02-13-2006

I'm not afraid of clowns,
so that's just silly.....

and some women like luna have VERY thick furry bushes.... and the spiders would blend in with the dense pubic growth.....
and I always hear Grammy's voice in my head when I have sex....

she says things like, "Fuck her, fuck that bitch, bang her cunt good"


- Hawt Baux - 02-13-2006

Jamming fingers.

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