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- GonzoStyle - 02-24-2006
snapple fact #119
the hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
- The Jays - 02-24-2006
which isn't true.
- GonzoStyle - 02-24-2006
.... I didnt realize that this is what apple pie is supposed to taste like...
- Arpikarhu - 02-24-2006
Danked Wrote:By savoring the moment, he means open it, swirl his penis in it a few times and then chug it.
Or something equally disgusting.
every post a gem! danked should be the only one allowed to post on this board.
- GonzoStyle - 02-24-2006
I can't really place it but it's like a mixture of bannana, cinnamon, and pie crust... they musta ran outta apples.
- The Jays - 02-24-2006
is there a such thing as apple flavored jell-o?
- Goatweed - 02-24-2006
I call bullshit on this entire thread - everyone knows you have no need to be buying condoms. Next thing you're gonna say is you have sex. puh-leeze!!!
- TheGMANN - 02-24-2006
Yeah really Goat,I was just about to ask what are the condoms for.
- Hawt Baux - 02-24-2006
Maybe they ran out of balloons, his mom's birthday WAS just the other week.
- TheGMANN - 02-24-2006
That...or thinking about a young Patrick Duffy got him all inspired.
- GonzoStyle - 02-24-2006
you have all given me a complex about cumming on my face, so now I masturbate into condoms.
- TheGMANN - 02-24-2006
Someday in the future you'll be able to take what you have learned with all this practice and use it on an actual woman.
Baby steps....
- The Jays - 02-24-2006
he's already tried the women thing, and he's learned the one difference between jerking off and having sex, which is you can't get std's from jerking off.
- The Sleeper - 02-24-2006
but you can from fucking a fleshlight
- The Jays - 02-24-2006
well, yeah, but he's not shoving shit up his ass, he's just waxing his wand.
- The Sleeper - 02-24-2006
The Jays Wrote:well, yeah, but he's not shoving shit up his ass
i told you about this in confidence
- GonzoStyle - 02-24-2006
TheGMANN Wrote:Someday in the future you'll be able to take what you have learned with all this practice and use it on an actual woman.
Baby steps....
yeah you're one to talk
- The Jays - 02-24-2006
The Sleeper Wrote:The Jays Wrote:well, yeah, but he's not shoving shit up his ass
i told you about this in confidence
you were quite confident when you told me.
- Hawt Baux - 02-24-2006
TheGMANN Wrote:That...or thinking about a young Patrick Duffy got him all inspired.
What?
- The Jays - 02-24-2006
its a new inside joke. i think it was started somewhere in one of these threads today.