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- Keyser Soze - 02-27-2006
at least we know goat's dick works.
- GonzoStyle - 02-27-2006
Keyser Soze Wrote:at least we know goat's dick works.
we do?
- Mad - 02-27-2006
How could it not with a lifetime supply of Horny Goatweed.
- Keyser Soze - 02-27-2006
kids dont grow on trees brah!
- Goatweed - 02-27-2006
and neither do diapers
- GonzoStyle - 02-27-2006
Keyser Soze Wrote:kids dont grow on trees brah!
like my uncle said one time, "just cause I got 5 kids doesnt mean I fuck a lot, just means i'm batting a thousand."
- Charles Manson - 02-28-2006
she might have taken a mouthful, spit it into her hand, and tucked it up there. I think that's what my dad was hinting at.
- GonzoStyle - 02-28-2006
One time when I was like 14 I jerked off and then went to take a shit. Afterwards I started to worry because I didnt wash off my pee pee and might have left some semen on the toilet seat when my cock rubbed on it. My worry was, what if my mom say down on it and her chooch rubbed on my semen and BAM! I'd have a baby son...brother.
- Keyser Soze - 02-28-2006
what do they call your act?
- Gooch - 02-28-2006
Keyser Soze Wrote:what do they call your act?
Evelyn Mulwray by way of Russian jew
- Keyser Soze - 02-28-2006
no no no its THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
- GonzoStyle - 02-28-2006
for those who were wondering, no my mom didnt get preggos from the toilet seat.
- Keyser Soze - 02-28-2006
but she did get your semen on her ass, which is pretty creepy.
- GonzoStyle - 02-28-2006
creepy only to a weirdo like you.
- Keyser Soze - 02-28-2006
yeah IM the crazy one