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- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
Silera just said, "I am a good human."
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
I work hard for the cash so you should not do this thing at my humanity.
My kids want for things.
I'm hungry for food stuffs.
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
I'd totally make it to the second round of call center Idol.
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
And have America vote, thus then, making my job vital to the company!
I just owned Galt.
- Silera - 03-10-2006
Galt Wrote:"You have five minutes to convince me not to fire you without using the letter 'e'."
I can squirt.
- Galt - 03-10-2006
* That was a Monty Burns line, so I can't take credit for it.
Lenny said, "I'm I am a good work- guy". Then he got fired.
- Galt - 03-10-2006
Silera Wrote:Galt Wrote:"You have five minutes to convince me not to fire you without using the letter 'e'."
I can squirt.
Winner!
Can you, really?
- GonzoStyle - 03-10-2006
If you get to fire them individually I would go with.
"Guess which one of us is going to still have a job on monday?"
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
After reading this thread, I'm itching to get the chance to fire someone.
It's so cool.
- Galt - 03-10-2006
"I quit you"
- IrishAlkey - 03-10-2006
I wish I knew how!
<3
- GonzoStyle - 03-10-2006
The bad news is, you're fired.
the good news is, if you're ever in amsterdam, I hid something for you.
- Black Lazerus - 03-10-2006
Let's not live in the problem, lets live in the solution.
- GonzoStyle - 03-10-2006
We had a little contest and you won, the prize is you're fired.
- Black Lazerus - 03-10-2006
Tell them to take spring and summer off
- Keyser Soze - 03-10-2006
the good news is you're off tomorrow.
the bad news is you're off every day after that as well.
- GonzoStyle - 03-10-2006
The good news, i'm not you.
The bad news, you are.
- Keyser Soze - 03-10-2006
pick a number from one to ten.
no, sorry. you're fired.
- Galt - 03-10-2006
I need you on a special project that will dramatically improve the company's financial performance: go home and never come back.
- GonzoStyle - 03-10-2006
Bloody Anus
what?
You're fired.