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- Danked - 09-08-2006
I hid my loose change before I drove Laz home.
- Black Lazerus - 09-08-2006
i think i was more surprised that a hippie was driving a Volvo to steal change
- Danked - 09-08-2006
The Mystery Machine was getting reupholstered that week.
- devotchka - 09-08-2006
I think that she was just a cool old lady, and I have to imagine that once you hit about 70, you probably arent nearly as scared of being raped or murdered as you are of running out of prunes and ensure.
- GonzoStyle - 09-08-2006
I would think at 70 she would welcome the intrustion of a nice ebony foot long, at the very least he coulda cleared her bowels.
- devotchka - 09-08-2006
Who wouldnt welcome the intrusion of a nice ebony foot long?
- Goatweed - 09-08-2006
devotchka Wrote:Who wouldnt welcome the intrusion of a nice ebony foot long?
*cough*
- devotchka - 09-08-2006
Racist.
- diceisgod - 09-08-2006
you look like my H dealer except he has crazier eyes
- TheGMANN - 09-09-2006
Laz got the bug eyes. I think thats what makes him scary
- GonzoStyle - 09-09-2006
devotchka Wrote:Who wouldnt welcome the intrusion of a nice ebony foot long?
I think I edited your post instead of quoting it, I think that was meant to be my reply and not your post.
- Hoon - 09-09-2006
Laz has that Wayne Brady, vibe.
Like he's always on the verge of breaking into a show tune.
- release the bats - 09-10-2006
that was very nice of you. the elderly can't handle the heat sometimes.
- Black Lazerus - 09-11-2006
Ok so after posting this story I see the lady again pushing a shopping cart in the local Wegmans. scareded the fuck out of me cause i never expected to see the lady alive again
- Goatweed - 09-11-2006
did you drive her around again?
- Hoon - 09-11-2006
maybe there really isn't an old lady.
maybe it's just a 911 victim's ghost.
- Rooner - 09-12-2006
Wow, Hoon makes me look like Gonzo.