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- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
thats not gonna help with snot flying out of my nose and me laughing and crying, Im just trying to keep still.
My brains feel like they are trying to get out through my eye sockets.
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
if I could get up, i would totally smoke a cigarette just to see what happens.
maybe its because I just blended the coffee in with cold water??
- Galt - 10-11-2006
You should try and beat off. I bet you'd deglove your wang
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
I thought of that actually, figured i'd expell some energy atleast but I cant make it to the bathroom to pee, let alone masturbate.
my sig pic is ridiculously funny by the way!!!!
- Luna - 10-11-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:if I could get up, i would totally smoke a cigarette just to see what happens.you got too many stimulants going on there, man...
maybe its because I just blended the coffee in with cold water??
Nicotine, caffiene, cold water.... eeeeasy there.
You might want to consider giving up that nicotine, btw.
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE THERE IS A HUGE AUDITORIUM FULL OF PEOPLE TALKING IN MY HEAD, IT'S CRAZY!!!
- Goatweed - 10-11-2006
oh man Danked is missin' out on this!
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
FUCK HIM!!!! THAT COCKSUCKER
- Goatweed - 10-11-2006
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- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
I have one of those, I just drank 3 of them.
- Goatweed - 10-11-2006
thats your problem, you gotta sip!!
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
how about you sip on my cock as I piss in your mouth
- Goatweed - 10-11-2006
no thanks, I'll just enjoy this cup of coffee.
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
hope you get soap in your eye!!!
- Goatweed - 10-11-2006
you want a cup? black 5 sugars, right?
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
splenda cause it sounds like splendid!!!
- Luna - 10-11-2006
Goatweed Wrote:you want a cup? black 5 sugars, right?
would you like some coffee with your sugar, sir?
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
oh man, I should watch true romance tonight and just skip through all of slaters scenes.
- GonzoStyle - 10-11-2006
so should I have some green tea, or skip it?
- Luna - 10-11-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:so should I have some green tea, or skip it?you need the magic ginko tree...