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- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
Did he wear 100 dollar slippers?
- drusilla - 11-13-2006
perhaps. he is a label whore.
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
sounds like hedcold for sure
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
Honestly, I really don't have a great story. I treat my ho's with love and respect every hour of every day. And if anyone of them says anything different, there's always the hose again....
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
oh, you're one of those obedient ones.
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
Oh boy now you've done it
What do you mean OBEDIENT?
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
the type who stands outside the store holding his womans purse at the mall.
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
Fuck that! No, I stand up for myself. Just the other night she said to me, "We're gonna have some crazy wild sex tonight." and I said HELL NO!!!!!!
Oh wait...
Damn
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
<img src="http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs6/300W/i/2005/083/2/4/hand_puppet_by_mwatkins.jpg">
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
What in the Wild, Wild World of Sports is that?
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
your "girlfriend"
- The Prodigal Son - 11-13-2006
She actually has black hair.
Didn't recognize her without the bag.
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
you should look into the fleshlights, i hear they are good times.
- Galt - 11-13-2006
drusilla Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:way to go captain depresso
no depressing would be if his dad actually died of the cancer.
oh... wait....crap.
Alkey is going to come in and ban you!
- GonzoStyle - 11-13-2006
for making fun of her own dead dad?
- funsnapsdyno - 11-14-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:I didnt even put on gloves or nothing, I even stuck my finger in her asshole to make sure to get any leftovers!
there's a hallmark card for occasions like that
- The Prodigal Son - 11-14-2006
"I'm sorry you got wrecked and shit yourself but at least you got a free colonoscopy out of it!!!"
- The Prodigal Son - 11-14-2006
"I am glad you are feeling better, but I've gotta know....When did you eat corn?"
- funsnapsdyno - 11-14-2006
"I would have made you soup, but instead I cleaned your poop"
- GonzoStyle - 11-14-2006
you guys should totally try to market this, you're sitting on a fuckin gold mine here!!!