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- Keyser Soze - 12-22-2006

clash of the titans!


- Bloody Anus - 12-23-2006

Mad Wrote:
Bloody Anus Wrote:I have no desire to, nor can I think of any valid reason, to kill a small animal

Then odds are you couldn't kill another human being.
Why? That's like saying you can't be a podiatrist unless you're first a veterinarian.


- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2006

not really


- Mad - 12-23-2006

You have to learn how to crawl before you can walk.


- Bloody Anus - 12-23-2006

So by that logic you need to learn how to beat - though not kill - a small animal before you can beat the shit out of - though not kill - a human. Otherwise you'd have no idea how to fight. And I guess everybody in the military has an extensive history of lighting cats on fire.


- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2006

your comparisons are awful


- Bloody Anus - 12-23-2006

That's like saying you can't be a limo driver without first being a park ranger.


- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2006

or you can't be a plumber until you licked the asshole of a dead pigeon


- Goatweed - 12-23-2006

why would a plumber need to do that?


- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2006

to get used to the smells, stupid head.


- Goatweed - 12-23-2006

so wouldn't he have to smell rather than lick?


- GonzoStyle - 12-23-2006

where's the fun in that, live a little!


- Goatweed - 12-23-2006

fun, sure - but I asked why he would HAVE to do that - your post implied it was a requirement to be a plumber.


- Mad - 12-23-2006

Bloody Anus Wrote:So by that logic you need to learn how to beat - though not kill - a small animal before you can beat the shit out of - though not kill - a human. Otherwise you'd have no idea how to fight. And I guess everybody in the military has an extensive history of lighting cats on fire.

The progression of a serial killer almost always starts off torturing and killing small animals. Moving up in size as they learn to perfect their technique and style.

Most people in combat are still unable to pull the trigger on another human being. They resort to spray and pray. Let alone have the courage to engage in hand to hand with the purpose of killing their adversary.

If you have any complaints take it up with the FBI or military.


- Bloody Anus - 12-23-2006

really??


- Black Lazerus - 12-24-2006

killing person with your hands is both messy an inefficient. it take practice to get it down just right. you do need practice, that way you don't waste precious time or blows on something that will only leave more evidence for the cops or some specialist to find later. if you want to off a person it should be a purely random act with a mid caliber hand gun. and it should not be done in anger.


- diceisgod - 12-24-2006

I'm really not that interested in learning about the patriot act.


- Keyser Soze - 12-24-2006

just want to point out that i dont know these people from adam and i think they're all nuts. thanks!


- Bloody Anus - 01-03-2007

I don't know how I left this off. Driving through a huge puddle and soaking a random pedestrian would be terrific. I've come close, but it really takes very delicate timing for everything to fall into place.


- Gooch - 01-03-2007

better to just lean out with a baseball bat. much more satisfying.