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+--- Thread: Got loofah? (/showthread.php?tid=1424)
- IrishAlkey - 04-25-2002
Quote:You're so gay you're straight.
We'll see if you feel that way when I have you bent over a table, grabbing your ankles and biting the your toes.
- The Sleeper - 04-25-2002
You know, I said to my self yesterday, "Self, there isn't enough homoeroticism on CDIH, I wonder why"
well now I know.
- IrishAlkey - 04-25-2002
I had a boyfriend named "self" once too.
- Maynard - 04-25-2002
If men could suck their own dicks, they'd never leave the house. But they can't, so Alkey does it for you. :blow:
- The Sleeper - 04-25-2002
Can he do it upside down like so: <table style=filter:flipV>:blow: </table> ???
- IrishAlkey - 04-25-2002
Quote:If men could suck their own dicks, they'd never leave the house. But they can't, so Alkey does it for you.
I ain't gay, but my mouth and ass are.
- Maynard - 04-25-2002
Quote:Can he do it upside down like so:
Can he do it in a box? Can he do it with a fox?
![[Image: drs-p12.jpg]](http://www.fineart.com/drs-p12.jpg)
- IrishAlkey - 04-25-2002
Quote:Can he do it in a box? Can he do it with a fox?
Check and check.
- The Sleeper - 04-25-2002
Will you swallow all of my load?
Will it turn you into a toad?
- Maynard - 04-25-2002
Will you lap up all my jizz?
Will you drink up all my whizz?
- The Sleeper - 04-25-2002
Can I spray your face with splooge?
Will Sweden repeat in women's luge?
- IrishAlkey - 04-25-2002
I just won't do it in the rain on a plane. You know, terrorists and all..
- Maynard - 04-25-2002
Is Arpi gayer than he?
That's not possible, cause he's a she!
- The Sleeper - 04-25-2002
Should Maynard have quit while he was ahead?
Should he and Alkey just fuck instead?
- Sluggo - 04-25-2002
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
- IrishAlkey - 04-25-2002
Sluggo, go :fucking: yourself.
- Sluggo - 04-25-2002
OK...Goodnight...I'm off to :fucking: myself to sleep...
- IrishAlkey - 04-25-2002
"OK...Goodnight...I'm off to :poopain: myself to sleep..."
Filthy motherfucker.
- Maynard - 04-25-2002
WHOA!
This was on page 2!:firebounce:
- LZMF1 - 04-25-2002
will you loofah my stretch marks?