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- Sluggo - 05-16-2002

Anybody got a towel?


- Hey Ladi - 05-16-2002

head thrown back, soap washes down her body, over the wood floor, hands follow...

(I kept thinking the title of this thread said Sexual experiences)


- slackjaw - 05-16-2002

look at you..... making me defile my own thread...... loving the handprint idea ladi. Ok Arpi, you've mentioned soap and shampoo 4367 times, we get the point ;-)


- Arpikarhu - 05-16-2002

she slowly massages her scalp with conditioner , her arms over her head, steam filling the room....


- Hey Ladi - 05-16-2002

is it time for the combing yet? :bouncer:

long plastic teeth make their way thru the wet locks, it falls down her back


- Arpikarhu - 05-16-2002

slowly she towels off, one leg on the tub, wet hair glistening in the evening light. water dripping off her body to create a warm soft pool on the floor.........


- Luna - 05-16-2002

...then she puts on her gobby gooey facial night cream and slips into her pink fuzzy slippers. She then puts big curlers in her hair...........sexy, huh? :-D


- Sluggo - 05-16-2002

My God yes.


- IrishAlkey - 05-16-2002

A pigeon pooped on me.


- Arpikarhu - 05-16-2002

with gentle dabs she slowly rubs cream onto the artists masterpiece that is her face, she slides her delicate feet into the fuzzy slippers that.......fuck! the slippers killed it!


- Luna - 05-16-2002

Quote:A pigeon pooped on me.
Isn't that supposed to be good luck?


- Luna - 05-16-2002

Quote:fuck! the slippers killed it!
:-D Mission accomplished! :-D


- Sluggo - 05-16-2002

Worked for me. :firebounce:


- Arpikarhu - 05-16-2002

Quote:Worked for me.
you get hard when she farts


- IrishAlkey - 05-16-2002

Women don't fart.


- Sluggo - 05-16-2002

I'm ALWAYS hard.
Can't help it.


- IrishAlkey - 05-16-2002

Sluggo, your wooden leg doesn't actually count as you being "hard."


- Sluggo - 05-16-2002

Ha.

Not to bring this back on topic...
Slack, that was a great story...
It would've been a very enjoyable day for me I know.
I once had this family of ducks living in my swimming pool...
I would go out and feed them every day...
One day, I came out...
And they were gone...
I became so distraught, I had to start seeing this shrink...
Oh...Wait...Nevermind.


- Maynard - 05-16-2002

Quote:I'm ALWAYS hard.
Can't help it.
You told me that was a roll of dimes! :crackhead:


- IrishAlkey - 05-16-2002

That's about how much I made for Ken today at the brothel.