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- The Sleeper - 05-24-2002
Don't even act like you know what I think.
- virgingrrl - 05-24-2002
Quote:It's sooooo not what you think.
that's what they all say....:rofl:
- IkeaBoy - 05-24-2002
I'm watching The Shield.
- kindred - 05-24-2002
It's early here....and I just opened my first beer.....:toast:
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
:lookatme: hi sean!!!
- Kingpin - 05-24-2002
I am having a three way with Slash and Gonzo:bouncer:
- IkeaBoy - 05-24-2002
time for PI then conan then wait for los cheateres
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
i was enjoying some soup but not anymore
- Hybrid - 05-24-2002
i have off until wed. so i'll probably be out or on the computer late unti then.
- The Sleeper - 05-24-2002
You have off til wed?? cool, I have off til September.
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
Quote:i have off until wed. so i'll probably be out or on the computer late unti then.want some soup? its really good
- IkeaBoy - 05-24-2002
I too have off technically until september but need to find a job for the summer nonetheless.
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
Quote:I too have off technically until september but need to find a job for the summer nonethelessi would never share my soup with you:angry:
- IkeaBoy - 05-24-2002
Quote:i would never share my soup with youWhat does occupations have to do with eating your fucking soup?
- Hybrid - 05-24-2002
i could go for some soup. :thumbs-up:
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
Quote:What does occupations have to do with eating your fucking soup?its good soup
- Hybrid - 05-24-2002
soup is a way of life.
- The Sleeper - 05-24-2002
Soup Is Good Food
We're sorry
But you're no longer needed
Or wanted
Or even cared about here
Machines can do a better job than you
This is what you get for asking questions
The unions agree
'Sacrifices must be made'
Computers never go on strike
To save the working man you've got to put him out to pasture
Looks like we'll have to let you go
Doesn't it feel fulfilling to know
That you-the human being-are now obsolete
And there's nothing in hell we'll let you do about it
[Chorus]
Soup is good food-(We don't need you any more)
You made a good meal-(We don't need you any more)
Now how do you feel-(We don't need you any more)
To be shit out our ass
And thrown in the cold like a piece of trash
We're sorry
You'll just have to leave
Unemployment runs out after just six weeks
How does it feel to be a budget cut?
You're snipped
You no longer exist
Your number's been purged from our central computer
So we can rig the facts
And sweep you under the rug
See our chart? Unemployment's going down
If that ruins your life that's your problem
Soup is Good Food, Etc.
We're sorry
We hate to interrupt
But it's against the law to jump off this bridge
You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else
A tourist might see you
And we wouldn't want that
I'm just doing my job, you know
So say uncle
And we'll take you to the mental health zoo
Force feed you mind-melting chemicals
Til even the outside world looks great
In hi-tech science research labs
It costs too much to bury all the dead
The mutilated disease-injected
Surplus rats who can't be used anymore
So they're dumped (with no minister present)
In a spiraling corkscrew dispose-all unit
Ground into sludge and flushed away
Aw geez:.
Soup is good food
You made a good meal, etc:.
We know how much you'd like to die
We joke about it on our coffee breaks
But we're paid to force you to have a nice day
In the wonderful world we made just for you
"Poor Rats", we human rodents chuckle
At least we get a dignified cremation
At yet
At 6:00 tomorrow morning
It's time to get up and go to work
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
its hard to sing while eating my soup. i will join in later
- Hybrid - 05-24-2002
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