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- Shave Your Tooth - 05-24-2002
C'mon, Let the kids play - Bob Watson
- Shave Your Tooth - 05-24-2002
my love for you is ticking clock berzerker, would you like to suck my cock berzerker . . . my love for you is like a truck berzerker, would you like to make some fuck berzerker- Olaf from Clerks
- Jack - 05-24-2002
Quote:C'mon, Let the kids play - Bob Watson
I coulda swore that Snuka said the same thing.
Edited By Jack Meehoff on May 24 2002 at 1:01
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
ssshhhhhh, do you smell something?
- Shave Your Tooth - 05-24-2002
Bob Watson said it in Bad News Bears, Breaking Training, the game at the Astrodome
- Hybrid - 05-24-2002
soup?
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
"there is nothing so satisfying as a well made bowl of hot and sour soup"
- Hybrid - 05-24-2002
i'm gonna get some wonton soup for lunch.
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
Quote:i'm gonna get some wonton soup for lunch.fool
- Hybrid - 05-24-2002
it comes as a lunch special. 5 bucks = beef and broccoli, pork fried rice, wonton soup, and a drink. which in the end = shitting my brains out. but it's worth it.
- Maynard - 05-24-2002
Why did the metalhead cross the road? Because he's a gullible idiot who will buy anything with skulls on it
King Buzzo of the Melvins
Edited By Maynard on May 24 2002 at 2:25
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
"morgan, i have your final papers on my desk. you are officially divorced"- my lawyer at 2:25 today
BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Maynard - 05-24-2002
I can't wait to hear THAT quote.
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
Quote:I can't wait to hear THAT quotewhy? your name isnt morgan
- Maynard - 05-24-2002
:rimshot:
- Metalfan - 05-24-2002
"Cerrano is gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch that one" - Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle in Major League :-)
- Arpikarhu - 05-24-2002
thank you, thank you. that joke was courtesy of the kens pen school of comedy. i will be here all week. dont forget to tip your waitress
- Hey Ladi - 05-24-2002
I'll have what she's having. - Woman in the deli
- Metalfan - 05-24-2002
What the hell is that smell? - Will Smith, Independence Day
- Galt - 05-24-2002
"Black people are made up of mud and crime"