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+--- Thread: Wasp/hornets nest - In my gutter!!! (/showthread.php?tid=2245)
- Maynard - 06-21-2002
Smear the nest with shit.
Isn't that what you do to everything else?
- JIMMYSNUKA - 06-21-2002
Quote:If you'd like, I could inject your forehead with the juice of a rotten can of peaches...I think it just might work...wanna try?
that sounds intersting. i can give you a nickel per shot
:-p i know that is really cheesy but if you can think of any other way for me to pay im all eyes.
Quote:Smear the nest with shit.
yeah but in the remote chance they survive and eat my shit after midnight....they will deform and become super powerful. OMG god help me if it rains too. there will be trillions of em.
- PollyannaFlower46 - 06-21-2002
You could also pay for the Botox shot by being my little guinea pig. I want you to eat 3 pints of blueberries and then carefully examine the color of your poopies. Also, you have to let me inject you with my uterine lining to see what happens.
- JIMMYSNUKA - 06-21-2002
wow...i have never liked you as much as i do now polly. :loveya:
just gimmie a time and im there lol
- PollyannaFlower46 - 06-21-2002
Leave the car running, attempt to kill the bees, and flee to my place....the lab will be ready....
Also, I want to see if there's any truth behind the rumor that its safe to drink your own pee, but not the pee of others. :toast:
- OAS - 06-21-2002
Aw look at Polly and Jimmy. Who would of thunk hornets could lead to erotic bliss for these two. Isn't that sweet?
- JIMMYSNUKA - 06-21-2002
Quote:Aw look at Polly and Jimmy. Who would of thunk hornets could lead to erotic bliss for these two. Isn't that sweet?
lol..c'mon OAS...you should know me better than that. im not exactly the "poetry" type of guy.
then again
polly this is for you
roses are red
violets are blue
you pee on me
and i'll pee on you
- PollyannaFlower46 - 06-21-2002
:loveya: Awww thankers.
Here's one for you:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here eat these berries
We'll see if your poop is too
- OAS - 06-21-2002
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
And to think, I tried to seduce Polly with Skippy peanut butter
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
- JIMMYSNUKA - 06-21-2002
[quote]Here's one for you:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here eat these berries[quote]
I CANT WAIT....finally a good time...woo hoo..
thank you polly
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
- PollyannaFlower46 - 06-21-2002
Poor OAS doesn't realize that not even diamonds from him could seduce me :lol:
- OAS - 06-21-2002
Good thing diamonds wouldn't work Polly. I'm cheap! :lol:
Oh and before I forget, Ouch :disappointed:
- JIMMYSNUKA - 06-21-2002
Quote:Poor OAS doesn't realize that not even diamonds from him could seduce mei think the filth approach is working pretty well....how bout you polly ;-)
- PollyannaFlower46 - 06-21-2002
Filth is working fine for me...that and the music you've been playing in the background ;-)
- JIMMYSNUKA - 06-21-2002
lol...very good. i must continue to disburst filth then. eventually you will be all mine....:loveya:
did i mention i found an engorged tick on my left nut. i yanked him out with a tweezers and fed him to my dog.
- PollyannaFlower46 - 06-21-2002
Are you sure it was a tick? You could've had a nest of something in there that just hatched....
- JIMMYSNUKA - 06-21-2002
i dunno...i thought it was....i may need to be checked. do ticks have limbs with what looks like human hands attatched to them?
- PollyannaFlower46 - 06-21-2002
Nope, that sounds like a grasshopper.
- JIMMYSNUKA - 06-21-2002
ouch...i dont like grasshoppers....they scare me. they climb into pissholes and eat their way out the scrotum. i think someone needs to verify that i do have grasshoppers in my crotch. ;-)
- PollyannaFlower46 - 06-21-2002
I'll take a peek during your Botox injection....also can I inject you with the sauce from Chef BoyA'rdee...it has to be radioactive