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- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002
Hey Ladi Wrote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.Quote:I never learned to rollerskate.You don't swim, you don't rollerskate.... how did you skip these things? :punch:
- Hey Ladi - 01-24-2002
IrishAlkey Wrote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.Fan-F-ing-tastic! Forget everything I said. :got head: :moonie: :Spits: :roltflmao:
- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002
Hey Ladi Wrote:#868 is giving me a problem in case you're interested...Quote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.Fan-F-ing-tastic! Forget everything I said. :got head: :moonie: :Spits: :roltflmao:
- Hey Ladi - 01-24-2002
IrishAlkey Wrote:Insert tab A into slot B, shake wellQuote:#868 is giving me a problem in case you're interested...Quote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.Fan-F-ing-tastic! Forget everything I said. :got head: :moonie: :Spits: :roltflmao:
- Doc - 01-24-2002
Growing up in suburban Jersey, you don't really have much a choice. There is never too much to do that is close (unless you count smoknig cigarettes in front of the 7-11 a good time) so you have to like driving.
I just drove out to Detroit for the North American International Car Show. 1200 mile round trip and I loved it. The only part that pissed me off was Midwestern Ohio fuckers who think that a 70 mph speed limit means go 65 in the left lane. Argh, they don't realize that someone behind you giving a quick flash of their lights means: "Please move out of my way so I don't have to pass you on the right" and not "Please slow down more to make me pull out my hair one strand at a time"
- AdolescentMasturbator - 01-24-2002
Doc Wrote:unless you count smoknig cigarettes in front of the 7-11 a good timeSo Gonzo was talking about you in that fu eh?
- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002
Hey Ladi Wrote:I seem to have two slot B's here...Quote:Insert tab A into slot B, shake wellQuote:#868 is giving me a problem in case you're interested...Quote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.Fan-F-ing-tastic! Forget everything I said. :got head: :moonie: :Spits: :roltflmao:
- Hey Ladi - 01-24-2002
IrishAlkey Wrote:Oh, I see.... Ok, according to this.....Quote:Insert tab A into slot B, shake wellI seem to have two slot B's here...
Positions #1-399 deal with slot B-1, half of the #400-499 are slot B-2 only, and most of the #600's are slot B-3.
No wonder you're having trouble....
- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002
Also, I'm supposed to have alot of 7's, but all I have are L's.
- Hey Ladi - 01-24-2002
Alright alright alright, forget the damn book....
:Spits: Hold still, this won't hurt..... much.
- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002
Hey Ladi Wrote:Alright alright alright, forget the damn book....Is that a trumpet?
:Spits: Hold still, this won't hurt..... much.
- Hey Ladi - 01-24-2002
Quote:Is that a trumpet?
It's not cold or anything.....
No, put the chiken down, that's for later.
ok..... and I'll just set this on stun...
- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002
Hey Ladi Wrote:I'm not horny anymore.Quote:Is that a trumpet?
It's not cold or anything.....
No, put the chiken down, that's for later.
ok..... and I'll just set this on stun...
- crx girl - 01-24-2002
Quote:Argh, they don't realize that someone behind you giving a quick flash of their lights means: "Please move out of my way so I don't have to pass you on the right"see, this is where i've just given up. i've taken to just going to the right everytime, it's quicker than waiting for them to realise you're behind them, besides, i hate how close some people drive on the highway...
oh, could you whores get a room and stop defiling my thread :pissed:
- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002
crx girl Wrote:oh, could you whores get a room and stop defiling my thread :pissed:How about I just start defiling you?
- Rape Fantasizer - 01-24-2002
I basically hate every fucking thing that the other drivers do. The thing I hate most is when I am driving in the right lane, and no one is behind me for miles, but some assfuck making a right feels the need to pull out in front of me and go 7 miles an hour.
- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002
Why don't you just drive him off the road Ms. "I drive a fast car!"
- crx girl - 01-24-2002
IrishAlkey Wrote:hmmm, yeah, alright, go on then :fuckin:Quote:oh, could you whores get a room and stop defiling my thread :pissed:How about I just start defiling you?
- IrishAlkey - 01-24-2002
crx girl Wrote:Do you prefer to be defiled on your knees, or on your back?Quote:hmmm, yeah, alright, go on then :fuckin:Quote:oh, could you whores get a room and stop defiling my thread :pissed:How about I just start defiling you?
- Rape Fantasizer - 01-24-2002
IrishAlkey Wrote:And i've only seen 2, why?Quote:I've mastered 867 sexual positions.Quote:I never learned to rollerskate.You don't swim, you don't rollerskate.... how did you skip these things? :punch: