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- criticslovesnatch - 08-29-2002

Quote:If you can't think up something witty on the spot, you're not witty
and you will always think of the perfect comeback line on the drive home after having nothing good to say at the moment


- PollyannaFlower46 - 08-29-2002

Pretending you have your period does not stop all men from trying to get down your pants.

When showing a friend your brother's stash of funny stuff, its never good to find a pregnancy test.


- Doc - 08-29-2002

Duke is the best basketball team ever ever ever


- criticslovesnatch - 08-29-2002

I wish neverending mountains of paperwork-bitch duty on you.


- PollyannaFlower46 - 08-29-2002

Just because you're 10 minutes from your house doesn't mean you can't get lost.


- The Sleeper - 08-29-2002

Quote:The most fun people to hang around with are generally the most crazy
The most fun people to hang out with generally end up being the most obnoxious.


- criticslovesnatch - 08-29-2002

mastering letters and numbers is hard work.


- PollyannaFlower46 - 08-29-2002

If you go to bed with an itchy ass, your finger will smell in the morning.


- GonzoStyle - 08-29-2002

Quote:The most fun people to hang out with generally end up being the most obnoxious.

You'll understand when you get older, to appreciate my company.


- Hey Ladi - 08-29-2002

Quote:If you go to bed with an itchy ass, your finger will smell in the morning.
:rofl: It's never good to sniff your finger in public.


- Sloatsburgh - 08-29-2002

Life sucks, she won't, prepare yourself for death.

Killing yourself by drinking beer is not so bad... you won't wake up to the hangover.


- diceisgod - 08-29-2002

Rules suck


- Hey Ladi - 08-29-2002

They never look like their sig pic :rofl:


- Sweet Angel - 08-29-2002

Don't sweat the petty things...don't pet the sweaty things.


- Noellevious - 08-29-2002

Never return to the scene of the crime.


- DGW - 08-29-2002

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine

The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."

Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.



Edited By DGW on Aug. 29 2002 at 4:00


- PollyannaFlower46 - 08-29-2002

You can write one good paper in college and use it 3-4 times without getting caught.


- Doc - 08-29-2002

Quote:Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine

You sir, sicken me

It's B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E


- DGW - 08-29-2002

Sorry Doc...friggin Bumpus's!

Okay who just rated me a one?
Fucker :fuckoff:



Edited By DGW on Aug. 29 2002 at 4:08


- Hey Ladi - 08-29-2002

Quote:Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.
unless the other one is too