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- Luna - 10-22-2002
Little old lady who?
- Danked - 10-22-2002
I didn't know you knew how to yodel. :rofl:
- GonzoStyle - 10-22-2002
Why can't superman, seek out and bring down Osama Bin Laden?
Cause he's in a fuckin wheelchair..... OH!!!
- Hybrid - 10-22-2002
Quote:I didn't know you knew how to yodel.:lol:
- Skitchr4u - 10-22-2002
i don't get that joke
- The Sleeper - 10-22-2002
haha danked that was great.
- ClusterF@#$ - 10-22-2002
smacks himself in forehead.
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- HedCold - 10-22-2002
where does the sheep get his haircut?
at the baa-baa shop
and i still laugh at that stick joke galt :thumbs-up:
- Is Don on the phone? - 10-23-2002
Love the sound effects....
- diceisgod - 10-23-2002
Why can't blind people see?
Because they're fucking stupid.
- GonzoStyle - 10-23-2002
Why did the kitty cross the road?
Cause his dick was stuck in a chicken.
- Is Don on the phone? - 10-23-2002
What's worse than a dead baby?
A truckload of dead babies. What's worse than that?
Unloading the truck with a pitchfork. And what's ever worse?
One live baby, at the bottom rear, eating it's way out.
- diceisgod - 10-24-2002
A black guy walks into a store looking for work:
Black Guy: Hi. I'm looking for a job.
Interviewer: Well you're in luck. I have a position available where all you have to do is drive around porn stars all day. The job pays 200 grand a year.
Black Guy: Man! You're bullshitting me!
Interviewer: You started it.
- Galt - 10-24-2002
What's the difference between a cantaloupe and Magic Johnson?
cantaloupe's don't have AIDS.
(yeah, it's a bit dated, but I still love it)
- ClusterF@#$ - 10-25-2002
?????
- Hybrid - 10-25-2002
magic johnson has aids. what dont you get.
- LyricalGomez - 10-25-2002
Dammit, the webpages are talking to me again
What? You want me to kill everyone
- The Painter - 10-25-2002
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says; Were did you get that?
The Parrot says: Africa. There's millions of 'em over there.
- ClusterF@#$ - 10-25-2002
oh i didn't see the punchline. I thought it was a 'suspense' joke.
stupid me.
- GonzoStyle - 10-25-2002
Black kid is in the kitchen with his mom. She is making cookies and accidently spills flour on the kid.
Black kid - Momma, look, look I'm white.
The mother is outraged and smacks the kid and tells him to go and tell his dad what he just said.
Black kid - Daddy, momma spilled flour on me and look, I'm white.
The dad is outraged and spanks the shit out of the kid. Then he tells him to go upstairs and tell hin grandfather what he just said.
Black kid - grampa, momma spilt flour on me and mommy and daddy hit me cause I said I am white.
Grandfather - well deservingly so, my boy. Now what did you learn from all this?
Black kid - Well, I learned that I been white for 5 minutes and I hate you fuckin niggers already.