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- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003
david morse was in birth of a nation? wow! he is alot older than i thought!
- GonzoStyle - 06-07-2003
sorry sleeper
rephrase:
That's when the klansman said " "
- The Sleeper - 06-07-2003
those racist scum :angry:
- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003
the klansmen are the heroes of the movie. the president at the time, an historian mind you, called the movie a triumph!
- The Sleeper - 06-07-2003
you sure know a lot about movies arpi!!!!
- GonzoStyle - 06-07-2003
what president didn't consider themselves a historian?
- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003
Quote:you sure know a lot about movies arpi!!!!i did a paper on that movie in college.
- GonzoStyle - 06-07-2003
Quote:you sure know a lot about movies arpi!!!!
You cut me deep, slipper.
- The Sleeper - 06-07-2003
i was being sarcastic
- Arpikarhu - 06-07-2003
like you know how.
- GonzoStyle - 06-07-2003
his sarcasm is strong, it hurt me.
- JimmyBlueEyes - 06-07-2003
Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok I sleep all night and I work all day. I chop down trees I skip and jump, I go to the lavatreeee on wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.
- Arpikarhu - 06-08-2003
:disappointed:
- GonzoStyle - 06-08-2003
Or as Lon Chaney said in Phantom Of The Opera, " "
- Hey Ladi - 06-08-2003
:rofl:
And now, for something completely different ...
All Bruces :
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
- Hey Ladi - 06-08-2003
Man: Evening, squire!
Man with hat: Good evening.
Man: Is your...is your wife a goer? Eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no
more!
Man with hat: I-I...I beg your pardon?
Man: Your...your wife. Does she go,eh? Does she go, eh? Eh?
Man with hat: Huh, sometimes she has to go, yes.
Man: I bet she does! I bet she does! Say no more! Say no more! Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge!
Man with hat: I'm afraid I don't quite follow you...
Man: Oh, "follow me, follow me"? That's good, that's very good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Man with hat: Are...are you selling something?
Man: "Selling, selling"...very good indeed! You're wicked, you are, eh? Wicked, eh? Ho-ho-ho! Whoa! Wicked! Say no more!
Man with hat: Huhuh?
Man: Whoa! So your wife's interested in...in sport? Eh?
Man with hat: Ah, she likes sport, yes.
Man: I bet she does! I bet she does!
Man with hat: As a matter of fact, she's very fond of cricket.
Man: She likes "games", eh? Likes "games"? Knew she would, she's been around a bit, eh? She's been around?
Man with hat: Well, she has travelled, yes. She's from Glendale.
Man: Say no more! Glendale, squire? Say no more! Say no more! Say no more! Say no more!
Man with hat: Well...
Man: Whoa! Is your...is your Glendale wife interested in...photography? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Man with hat: Photography?
Man: "Photographs, eh?" he asked him knowingly!
Man with hat: Photography?
Man: Snap, snap, grin, grin, wing, wing, nudge, nudge, say no more!
Man with hat: Sort of...holiday snaps, eh?
Man: They could be, they could be taken on holiday, you know! Swimming costumes, candid...you know, "candid"
photography?
Man with hat: No, we don't have a camera!
Man: Ah. Still, whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha! Huhuh!
Man with hat: Look, are you insinuating something?
Man: Oh, no, no, no...yes!
Man with hat: Well?
Man: Why, I mean, you're a man of the world, squire, you know...you're...you've been around, you know?
Man with hat: What do you mean?
Man: Well, I mean, like, you've...you know, you...like...you've done it, you know...you've slept...with a lady?
Man with hat: Yes.
Man: What's it like?
- Suzie - 06-08-2003
Sit On My Face
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!
- Arpikarhu - 06-08-2003
Clark Gable: "Am I laughing? The biggest scoop of the year just dropped in my lap. I know where Ellen Andrews is...How would you like to have the story, you big tub of mush...Will try and get it. What I said about never writing another line for you still goes. Are you burning? PETER WARNE "
It happened one night is just full of quotes like this! :banana:
- diceisgod - 06-08-2003
Hit pay dirt with K-dirt.
- GonzoStyle - 06-09-2003
Quote:Hit pay dirt with K-dirt.
Man-o a Man-o, what the fucks that mean anyway?