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- Galt - 06-27-2003
I haven't yet worked in fantasy sports or my ability to make women squirt. I needed to save some sizzle for the third interview.
I'll definately bring up those things to the psychologist. That and my strong belief that I could kill someone and get away with it.
- Hey Ladi - 06-27-2003
"would you like fries with that"
- Keyser Soze - 06-27-2003
I would mention that you singlehandedly took down OpieAnthony.com, thats a major feather in your cap. Employers are looking for people who are good with message boards.
- Galt - 06-27-2003
do you at least get to keep the uniform?
- Arpikarhu - 06-27-2003
Quote:my ability to make women squirt.when they find out that your women come pre-filled with gravy it wont seem like such a special skill.
- Gooch - 06-27-2003
Oh, DIG's on this interview?
- LZMF1 - 06-27-2003
Suzie Wrote:I am slightly hungover and just noticed that for the last hour and a half my watch was on upside down.i really hope you're kidding :disappointed:
A troupe of girl scouts got onto my subway car this morning, several of who were overweight. I just kept whispering to myself "too young, too young."
This day may take forever.
i mean...were you having impure thoughts about the cute ones? :crackhead:
or the pudgey ones?
- Gooch - 06-27-2003
what....a 16 year-old girl isn't sexy? Come on, man. :26:
- Hey Ladi - 06-27-2003
girl scouts at 16? doubtful ... more like age 12
- Gooch - 06-27-2003
they were hispanic, so they are still sexually active.
- Galt - 06-27-2003
Hispanic? At 16? They're less than five years away from grandparenthood.
- LZMF1 - 06-27-2003
Gooch Wrote:they were hispanic, so they are <s>still </s> alreadysexually active.ok.....then it makes perfect sense.
in fact i'm sure a few of them already had kids of their own
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- The Sleeper - 06-27-2003
Quote:I would mention that you singlehandedly took down OpieAnthony.com:35:
- Galt - 06-27-2003
point me to the thread in the YMB archives that shows you did squat.
- The Sleeper - 06-27-2003
it wasn't a single thread, my contribution was subtle yet chaotic.
- crx girl - 06-28-2003
Quote:and will go straight to the 3rd interview in two weeks where I present Bernstein Research to my (potential) colleagues. If that goes well, I go to a psychologist for tests to make sure I'm not insane. If that goes well: employment.you have to see a shrink to get a job????? my job looks better and better every day.
- Kid Afrika - 06-28-2003
Yeah, everyday except PAYDAY!
- crack hitler - 06-28-2003
oh boy that was witty, :23:
- crx girl - 06-28-2003
Quote:Yeah, everyday except PAYDAY!every day is pay day, in cash...