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- Maynard - 04-01-2002

Sluggo Wrote:Dock...Don't be silly...
Maynard NEVER C-Blocks...NEVER...
I hate you.

- Sluggo - 04-01-2002

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

- Rape Fantasizer - 04-01-2002

Silera mentioned the jean seam. That always does it for me too, but that's not really masterbating. If we're talking about what I can do to cum, I don't have the time to list them all, or the space. My favorite is holding my pee til the absolute last minute, then i O when I pee.

- virgingrrl - 04-01-2002

Quote:Excuse me while I find an absorbant surface

(insert 'ewww' now)

no ewwwww...i think its sexy actually Wink

- Sephiroth - 04-01-2002

Quote:My favorite is holding my pee til the absolute last minute, then i O when I pee.

What kind of fucking monster are you !?!?

- Keyser Soze - 04-01-2002

i sleep with my arm under the pillow so when i wake up the arm is numb and feels like a strangers hand on my love pump.

- Sluggo - 04-01-2002

Keyser Soze Wrote:i sleep with my arm under the pillow so when i wake up the arm is numb and feels like a strangers hand on my love pump.
Why would you want some strange GUY jerking your Junk?

- Doc - 04-01-2002

What, you've never pulled your pud with your left instead of your right...that whole 'other person' thing is so hot, but it takes FOR-EV-ER



Edited By Doc on Mar. 31 2002 at 11:28

- virgingrrl - 04-01-2002

im not weird....NICE EDIT DEEK!



Edited By virgingrrl on Mar. 31 2002 at 11:29

- Galt - 04-01-2002

Quote:Quote:
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My favorite is holding my pee til the absolute last minute, then i O when I pee.
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What kind of fucking monster are you !?!?


A girl I used to date used to just sqeeze her legs together until she came. She would do it like 10 times a day when she was at her desk at work, and sometimes she'd just fuck with me and call me as she was doing it without telling me.<font color=white>



Edited By Galt on Mar. 31 2002 at 11:31

- Maynard - 04-01-2002

Doc Wrote:What, you've never pulled your pud with your left instead of your right...that whole 'other person' thing is so hot, but it takes FOR-EV-ER
My left arm doesn't work in that motion. So when I try and spank it with my left arm, I end up looking like a girl throwing a football. All awkward and shit.

- Zootybang - 04-01-2002

I barely get a hard-on during a blow-job, and you girls get the big O from your own PANTS SEAM? I now truly believe God Is a woman, or Is at least a self-hating homosexual.

- Luna - 04-01-2002

Yeah.....multiple O's rule! :bouncer:

- Doc - 04-01-2002

Quote:I now truly believe God Is a woman, or Is at least a self-hating homosexual.

You've been alive this long and haven't come to this conclusion yet? You parents must have sheltered you

Quote:im not weird....NICE EDIT DEEK!

Edited by virgingrrl on Mar. 31 2002,11:29

My uber-edit wins again

- Keyser Soze - 04-01-2002

Sluggo, I put on press on nails the night before as well to complete the illusion.

- Sluggo - 04-01-2002

Keyser Soze Wrote:Sluggo, I put on press on nails the night before as well to complete the illusion.
I gotta try that...Thanks man.

- PollyannaFlower46 - 04-01-2002

Usually my fingers...but sometimes I use
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- Doc - 04-01-2002

So you're average black guy is like a hotdog down a hallway, sucks to be you

- Rape Fantasizer - 04-01-2002

Sephiroth Wrote:
Quote:My favorite is holding my pee til the absolute last minute, then i O when I pee.

What kind of fucking monster are you !?!?
Isn't monster supposed to be a negative thing? I would in no way think of my Os as a negative thing. And I'm not the only one who can do it, Silera can too.

- The Sleeper - 04-01-2002

I don't masturbate.