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- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2006
Keyser Soze Wrote:not those twin towers
yes those, perfect analogy.
- Keyser Soze - 02-26-2006
actually it works....you know DIG is bound to self destruct one of these days. bloody will ruin himself through his gambling.
- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2006
Atleast DIG is entertaining on a daily basis and not bi-yearly.
- Charles Manson - 02-26-2006
if i could only shake this damn messageboard my life would be utopia
- Keyser Soze - 02-26-2006
if santa claus came every day, you wouldnt appreciate him as much.
- GonzoStyle - 02-26-2006
Keyser Soze Wrote:if santa claus came every day, you wouldnt appreciate him as much.Your analogies are just spectacular, so what did santa bring you last christmas?
- Bloody Anus - 02-27-2006
Quote:Do you sit on the toilet when you are beating off?I sat on the toilet shit style. I could have done anything though; the stall is pretty much impossible to see anything through. The wall even comes down far enough so that you can't even see feet unless you get down on the floor. Then as I got closer I stood up and simply aimed downwards.
Do you stradle it backwards (you will so totally get caught!)
Do you stand up like you are pissing (and then people will think "why is that weirdo pissing in the stall rather than the urinal"), but depending on how hard you finish, you may get goo on the wall.
It's still not as good as my preferred style, but leaving a sock in the stall or in the toilet may raise some suspicion.
I think next time I'm going to start off in the stall and try to finish in the urinal.
- Danked - 02-27-2006
Bloody Anus Wrote:It's still not as good as my preferred style, but leaving a sock in the stall or in the toilet may raise some suspicion.Er... why not use toilet paper?
I think next time I'm going to start off in the stall and try to finish in the urinal.
- Keyser Soze - 02-27-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:Keyser Soze Wrote:if santa claus came every day, you wouldnt appreciate him as much.Your analogies are just spectacular, so what did santa bring you last christmas?
sirius satellite radio!
- Bloody Anus - 02-27-2006
As I mentioned a while ago, my preferred masturbation technique is into a sock. Masturbating into a toilet is okay, but like I just said it's not how I prefer it.