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- Ken'sPen - 10-20-2006

Galt Wrote:Actually, she contacted me about 5 times in the last two years, .

Usually she is screaming mid orgasm, telling needledick how two black guys are filling both her holes.

We strongly suspect Laz is one of them.


- Galt - 10-20-2006

Next Best Thing Wrote:
Galt Wrote:Actually, she contacted me about 5 times in the last two years, and I've ignored her every time.

Two days ago, she sent me this longwinded email about blah blah blah.

I responded: "I win."

Silence.

So I take it you are no longer interested in the pussy?

My ex-girlfriend was rather fuckable, I would certainly take her back if she promised to use her own money from now on.

* She lives in Boston, I live in New York.
* She was great it bed: an ex gymnast who was a squirter.
* I'd happily bang her silly as long as I don't have to spend one minute talking to her in order to set it up.
* She's a miserable cunt.


- Gooch - 10-20-2006

Galt Wrote:
Gooch Wrote:galt has no balls to do anything more than flame on a messageboard and complain on how much better he is than anyone else.

Gooch is the world's most efficient psychiatrist. He can tell you everything about you without knowing a single thing about you. He does this by just projecting all of his insecurities on others. Regardless of how baseless these accusations may be.


I win.


- GonzoStyle - 10-20-2006

I vouch for galt, he is responsible for my weight loss.


- Ken'sPen - 10-20-2006

he gave you aids?


- Next Best Thing - 10-20-2006

Galt Wrote:
Next Best Thing Wrote:
Galt Wrote:Actually, she contacted me about 5 times in the last two years, and I've ignored her every time.

Two days ago, she sent me this longwinded email about blah blah blah.

I responded: "I win."

Silence.

So I take it you are no longer interested in the pussy?

My ex-girlfriend was rather fuckable, I would certainly take her back if she promised to use her own money from now on.

* She lives in Boston, I live in New York.
* She was great it bed: an ex gymnast who was a squirter.
* I'd happily bang her silly as long as I don't have to spend one minute talking to her in order to set it up.
* She's a miserable cunt.

I enjoy Boston very much, I get up there several times a year. Post a picture of her & her phone number please.


- GonzoStyle - 10-20-2006

Ken'sPen Wrote:he gave you aids?

he said I looked like high pitch eric


- Galt - 10-20-2006

[Image: obese970922.gif]


- Galt - 10-20-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Ken'sPen Wrote:he gave you aids?

he said I looked like high pitch eric

Now that you don't any longer, you should post side-by-side pics of the old you and Hi-pitch so everyone can bask my glorious Celebrity Look-a-Like ID skills.


- GonzoStyle - 10-20-2006

That's ok buddy!


- Next Best Thing - 10-20-2006

Galt Wrote:[Image: obese970922.gif]

She looks exactly like someone from the fag board, one of the major celebrities.


- Galt - 10-20-2006

[Image: NY_009.jpg]


- GonzoStyle - 10-20-2006

I tossed my yankee hat.


- Ken'sPen - 10-20-2006

Is that your new Ipod?


- Galt - 10-20-2006

I bet he's even listening to Biggie.


- GonzoStyle - 10-20-2006

bullshit my headphones are white!!!


- Galt - 10-20-2006

Maybe they were covered in gravy or bar-b-q sauce.


- GonzoStyle - 10-20-2006

More bullshit cause I only use hot sauce.


- Next Best Thing - 10-20-2006

Ken, are you doing any more member reviews?


- drusilla - 10-20-2006

i'm curious about that too