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- Metalfan - 04-11-2002
i am the eggplant
- Arthur Dent - 04-11-2002
I've got another tip for y'all
the walrus was...uhh...I forgot...
- LZMF1 - 04-11-2002
we were quoting ren&stimpy til maynard stepped in
- Keyser Soze - 04-11-2002
![[Image: beefcake2.gif]](http://members.fortunecity.com/chippy3/songs/beefcake2.gif)
I've never asked for anything
just your happiness
& now that you have found it
I should be glad, I guess
But I've played in my litter box
as long as I can
& I would give most anything
just to hear "What is it, man?"
I know you've got your pecs now
& gone on to bigger things
But before you go & flex now
there's a cat at home who sings
That each & every day & night
he misses his best friend.
& I only need to see you once
to make this feeling end
No matter where you go
no matter what you do
Remember there's little bit of
Stimpy's butt in you
& just once when you strike that pose
could you think of me?
'Cause when I scratch my rear
I think of how it use to be
The house is much too quite, now
that I don't hear your voice
& you know that I'd be with
you if i only had my choice
But I know I will smile again
when I see your name in lights
& when they talk about you
I'll tell them
That I knew you
when you were just Ren
- LZMF1 - 04-11-2002
get me a prune smoothie!!!!!
- LZMF1 - 04-11-2002
HUGE PECTORAL MUSCLES!!!!!!!!!!
- Maynard - 04-11-2002
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
- Doc - 04-11-2002
Jesus hates you because you touch yourself
- LZMF1 - 04-11-2002
thanks doc, maynard needed that.
- Metalfan - 04-11-2002
But I thought Jose was doing the drop this month....not Jesus...he get busted again?
- LZMF1 - 04-11-2002
47 million dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M THE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Keyser Soze - 04-11-2002
<center>12 Days of Yaksmas
On the 1st day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
A nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 2nd day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
2 jars of spit
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 3rd day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
3 used bandages
2 jars of spit, & a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 4th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
4 stay-put socks
3 used bandages, 2 jars of pttt
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 5th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
5 golden hairballs
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 6th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
6 Yaks a shaven
5 golden hairballs, 4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages,
2 jars of spit, & a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 7th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
7 logs a logging
6 Yaks a shaven, 5 golden hairballs, 4 stay-put socks,
3 used bandages, 2 yars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 8th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
8 loaves a toastin'
7 logs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven, 5 golden hairballs,
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair yuk
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On the 9th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
9 cobs a cornin'
8 loaves a toastin', 7 logs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven,
5 golden hairballs, 4 stay-put socks,
3 you-know-what, no I don't
& one of these stuck to one of those
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On the 10th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
10 leeches leeching
9 cobs a cornin', 8 loaves a toastin', 7 dogs a logging,
6 Yaks a shaven, 5 um um horf!, this song never ends,
where's your spirit, Ren?, 2 jars of hkkk,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 11th day of Yaksmas Sven he sent to me
11 bags of litter
10 leeches leeching, 9 cobs a cornin', 8 loaves a toastin',
7 dogs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven, 5 ahhh,
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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On the 12th day of Yaksmas cousin Sven he sent to me
12 reruns running
But you keep on watching
10 leeches leeching, 9 cobs a cornin', 8 loaves a toastin',
7 dogs a logging, 6 Yaks a shaven, 5 golden hairballs,
4 stay-put socks, 3 used bandages, 2 jars of spit,
& a nose goblin stuck to a chair
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- Arthur Dent - 04-11-2002
Wanna see my booger collection. It's right here under this chair.
- LZMF1 - 04-11-2002
it's my magic nose goblin collection. i picked them myself!