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- BirdyP - 11-03-2006

Thats the goal this weekend. Borat, moonshine, and teenagers.

My buddy called me Halloween night to ask if I took her trick or treating or not. I el oh el'ed.


- GonzoStyle - 11-03-2006

with the trick being a roofie and the treat being your cock, amirite!?!?!?!


- BirdyP - 11-03-2006

RITE!!!111!!!!!


(P.S. Goats gay)


- GonzoStyle - 11-03-2006

Goat is very gay, at a BBQ he ate his hot dog from the end.


- BirdyP - 11-03-2006

did he insert it in his a-nuuss?

(Borat Rules)


- GonzoStyle - 11-03-2006

Straight guys eat hot dogs from the middle, the fruit didn't get the memo.


- BirdyP - 11-03-2006

Remember back when Goat was into that whole "I love to suck off and rape niggers" phase of his?

Weird dude.


- GonzoStyle - 11-03-2006

when did he get out of it?


- BirdyP - 11-03-2006

true.

So true.


- drusilla - 11-03-2006

i have the piano version of clubbed to death by rob d. it's a really long song, so it gives me enough time to find my phone. they have had the polyphonic version ,but tis awful. i've had the same ringer for a few years. whenever i get a new phone i download it right away. i dont think i want the true tone version of it. it would rather have the piano. its soft. its good stuff.


- GonzoStyle - 11-03-2006

I like the liszt piano piece cause it reminds me of daffy duck playing it in roger rabbit.


- virgingrrl - 11-03-2006

vibrate. always vibrate.

except for the one summer
i had the samford and sons theme.


- GonzoStyle - 11-03-2006

she keeps her cell phone inside her cunt


- virgingrrl - 11-03-2006

har har.

twat? twat did you say?
i cunt hear you!


- GonzoStyle - 11-03-2006

virgingrrl Wrote:har har.

twat? twat did you say?
i cunt hear you!

that post made me cringe on the inside.


- drusilla - 11-03-2006

i never keep my phone in my pants, so the vibrate function is useless. most of the day i'm at work anyway, so i have to turn the phone off sicne there is no service. my phone is usually on full volume, or on silent. i keep it on silent at night cause i get very upset if i get woekn up in the morning earlier than i have to get up.


- GonzoStyle - 11-03-2006

I use my cell as an alarm, it plays the benny hill theme, it's loud and gets me ready for another day of wackiness.


- virgingrrl - 11-03-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:
virgingrrl Wrote:har har.

twat? twat did you say?
i cunt hear you!

that post made me cringe on the inside.

i hate you.


- HedCold - 11-03-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:I use my cell as an alarm, it plays the benny hill theme, it's loud and gets me ready for another day of wackiness.

oh man i should use that one next.


- Goatweed - 11-03-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:I use my cell as an alarm, it plays the benny hill theme, it's loud and gets me ready for another day of wackiness.

do you jump out of bed & move at 4x your usual speed too?