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+--- Thread: Medieval torture chamber - Finally, my basement lives!!!!1 (/showthread.php?tid=1377)
- Hey Ladi - 04-29-2002
tupid: Like anyone is just going to stroll into a place marked "Medieval Torture Chamber" and expect flowers and puppies.... duh!
- crx girl - 04-29-2002
i win :firebounce:
- Hey Ladi - 04-29-2002
:poopain: I'll have your prize in a minute
- crx girl - 04-29-2002
yay
and what's all this newbie talk about anyway?
- Hey Ladi - 04-29-2002
Have you been branded with the hot iron yet?
For the brave, there is the whole word MetalFan..... or you can just go with the "MF" and tell everyone it stands for mother fucker, cause, you know, he is that too.
- crx girl - 04-29-2002
Quote:Have you been branded with the hot iron yetmmmmmmmm
leeper:
- Metalfan - 04-29-2002
Quote:For the brave, there is the whole word MetalFan..... or you can just go with the "MF" and tell everyone it stands for mother fucker, cause, you know, he is that too.
and then there is Ladi, who went for the latin interpretation of my name "Metalus Fanus quonum pokus you with sharpus knives"
Oh, and CRX....newbie = new to the dungeon
- Hey Ladi - 04-29-2002
I figured the words would do better at hiding the whipping scars.
- Metalfan - 04-29-2002
Can't I just pee on them like last time?
- Hey Ladi - 04-29-2002
How long have you worked here? That only keeps the wounds (sorta) clean... when you DON'T visit the Grumpy's Mom Love Shack
- Luna - 04-30-2002
I'm in need of a good torturing...where is Master Metal?
- Hey Ladi - 04-30-2002
Spankin it in the corner with a copy of Old & Wrinkled, & some rough grit sandpaper.
- Metalfan - 04-30-2002
That sandpaper is the last batch of pubes I took from you with that shard of glass, remember that now???
Perhaps Luna would like thumb screws and nipple clamps today for her troubles, no? :firebounce:
- Hey Ladi - 04-30-2002
Gee, that took a little while, did you 'glue' the pages closed again? I thought you were a 3 second man! :-p
- Metalfan - 04-30-2002
Picture of women getting beheaded just doesn't do it for me as much anymore....ever since that little cave dweller got squished coming out of Ken's sisters love canal, its a more personal matter :crackhead:
Guess its on to shoving firecrackers up your butts and lighting them
mokey:
- Metalfan - 05-01-2002
Where the fuck are my captives.....scream damn you or Wilbur runs free
- Hey Ladi - 05-01-2002
leeper: 
Is my toast ready yet? Butter it too please. :thumbs-up:
- crx girl - 05-02-2002
sorry, this bed is just sooo comfortable, i can't seem to bring myself to stay awake
leeper:
- Metalfan - 05-02-2002
Ladi....making your butter now :poopain: Looks like its gonna be chunky today :thumbs-up:
Hey, crx :poke: :poke: there's screaming to be done....wake the hell up already
care:
- crx girl - 05-02-2002
mornin ::yawn:: :helpme: