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- Mad - 04-26-2004
What I really want to know is <span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>How the hell do you go through FOUR YEARS OFF COLLEGE AND NOT GET LAID????</span>
Isn't that the purpose of it in the first place?
- Black Lazerus - 04-26-2004
He studied so that he'd be at the top of his class, that way all the jobs would beat a path to his door. Looks like that worked out well.
- Hoon - 04-26-2004
It's really not that hard.
Start with baby steps.
Fuck a greasy fat chick whom you feel is beneath you.
Your confidence will build from there and hey, who knows, you just may luck out and attain both goals of deflowering yourself and doing some anal.
Edited By Hoon on 1083016751
- Keyser Soze - 04-26-2004
he'll judge his women by their record collection.
- drusilla - 04-26-2004
Galt Wrote:in that picture, Sleeper has the male model hair, the "I'm so don't care about how I look that I wear grungy T-shirts" that Justin Timberlake and Colin Farrel have made so famous, and he is showing pure precision at a bar sport which shows that he's a party animal -- rather than going to bars and trying desperately to pick up chicks, he just goes to the corner and puts on a physical display of machismo, thus drawing the ladies via his pheremomes.i am such an artist
- Galt - 04-26-2004
In order to make Sleeper feel better, I will share some truth.
I did not get laid in my last three years of college. It was really not until the last five years when I really got comfortable with the ladies and realized that they are subhuman not deserving of my respect and I had no reason to be shy and/or nervous around them. Now I do better.
There.
- drusilla - 04-27-2004
i guess that's why they always say "nice guys finish last"
- Black Lazerus - 04-27-2004
Galt Wrote:In order to make Sleeper feel better, I will share some truth.as show with the skinny chick you were trying to bang
I did not get laid in my last three years of college. It was really not until the last five years when I really got comfortable with the ladies and realized that they are subhuman not deserving of my respect and I had no reason to be shy and/or nervous around them. Now I do better.
There.
- Arpikarhu - 04-27-2004
Galt Wrote:I did not get laid in my last three years of college.you must be some kind of loser to not get laid in 3 years, let alone 3 years at college.
- The Sleeper - 04-27-2004
Arpikarhu Wrote:I have not gotten laid in 21 years, thus I am 7 times the loser he is. Now mock me already so I can move on with life!!!Galt Wrote:I did not get laid in my last three years of college.you must be some kind of loser to not get laid in 3 years, let alone 3 years at college.
- Arpikarhu - 04-27-2004
Quote:I have not gotten laid in 21 years, thus I am 7 times the loser he isCITE YOUR SOURCES!!!
- The Sleeper - 04-27-2004
Alright, Arpi has convinced me that I am not a virgin. This thread is over.
- HedCold - 04-27-2004
i got laid my first year of college :banana:
- drusilla - 04-27-2004
whoo hoo for you!
- The Sleeper - 04-27-2004
I bet that's some sort of record
- Keyser Soze - 04-27-2004
you people didnt get laid until college?
- Black Lazerus - 04-27-2004
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
- HedCold - 04-27-2004
i was/am a loser
- drusilla - 04-27-2004
so lets get everyone's ages out there
- Black Lazerus - 04-27-2004
12 for sex
13 for head