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- BirdyP - 10-31-2006
Shit in the urinal.
SP style
- GonzoStyle - 10-31-2006
I shit in the morning, but I piss in the sink even when the toilets work, so i'm good.
- GonzoStyle - 10-31-2006
ok so she has nothing to do and has been updating her myspace for the last 30 minutes.
So since I am currently in charge of managing the opening of a training facility we're opening. I ask her to call up some competitors and see what they are charging.
So I give her a list of the approved training facilities in the states of NY & CT, to call them for pricing info.
She comes back after an hour with check marks next to each of the schools...
The convo:
what's this?
the list you asked for.
yeah but where is the pricing info?
what prices?
for the training tuition
oh... you wanted the actual prices?
yes, what did you think I wanted?
well I called and asked them if they offer training and checked off the schools which did.
let me guess, everyone on the list offers training?
YEAH!!!
well maybe because this is a list of training schools...
oh.... so you want me to get the prices?
yeah, thats kinda what I asked for, thanks.
igh: ok, so should I write down the prices?unless you wanna memorize them, sure!
LOL
.....
- Galt - 10-31-2006
my favorite is thinking about the competitors she called.
"Hi, do you offer training?"
"yeah, of course"
"OK, thanks."
"Is that it?"
"Yeah"
"But don't you want to -"
click.
- BirdyP - 10-31-2006
She may have worked here prior to joining you.
- GonzoStyle - 10-31-2006
Galt Wrote:my favorite is thinking about the competitors she called.
"Hi, do you offer training?"
"yeah, of course"
"OK, thanks."
"Is that it?"
"Yeah"
"But don't you want to -"
click.
I actually stepped out to listen to her and I was cringing through most of it. Then she saw me and kept on putting the people on hold every other sentence to ask me what to say. The only reason I asked her to do it was cause management bitched at me for not giving her enough work. I coulda done it myself in less than 15 minutes, yet it took her 2 hours and she comes back to me with 2 prices and the rest will be "sending us info".
so you gave them our mailing address, brilliant, way to be incognito.
- Mad - 10-31-2006
When will you be caving her skull in?
- Luna - 10-31-2006
oh, quit the charade already Gonzo and just tell her you're in love with her.
sheesh.
- GonzoStyle - 10-31-2006
love = murderous rage
- faceman802 - 10-31-2006
get her myspace address
- GonzoStyle - 10-31-2006
she's one of those crazy sexy drunken college whores so you know she has a ton of hoochie friends, I hate her so much though.
- BirdyP - 10-31-2006
I would LOVE to see her myspace...
send her mine please...kthnkz
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- Galt - 10-31-2006
where did she go to school?
- GonzoStyle - 10-31-2006
she goes to queens college
and birdy as soon as you accept my friend request, I am giving you goats #3 spot which I promised him.
- BirdyP - 10-31-2006
Done and Done.
Now, about this retarded chick.....
- GonzoStyle - 10-31-2006
unless you own a helicopter and a benz, no shot son.
- faceman802 - 10-31-2006
I refuse to believe that, he birdy. BIRDY!!!!!!!!!!
- BirdyP - 10-31-2006
How about a Ford Explorer and 4 inches of blue steel?
- GonzoStyle - 10-31-2006
her boyfriend has a 10 incher, I saw him at the gym.
even THE birdy can't score with this one.
- BirdyP - 10-31-2006
You "saw" him?
If its 10, I would have asked for a picture.
Just sayin'