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- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
I do love pineapple juice.
- Goatweed - 10-01-2003
I've read that it's better for you than Orange Juice, and it tastes better IMO.
It also allegedly makes cum taste better, but I can't back that claim up.
- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
That's disgusting. You're a liar again plus I think you ruined pineapple juice for me.
- Goatweed - 10-01-2003
actually no, it's purported to be true.
I guess you don't swallow.
- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
In fact I have never had that fear-of-swallowing problem... I couldn't say why. I must be a loose, unmoraled woman. But I will not save splooge for my pineapple juice; it goes down straight or lands elsewhere.
- Goatweed - 10-01-2003
I didn't mean to drop a load in a glass of juice - drinking the juice is supposed to do something that physiologically changes the taste.
But now that you mention it, shooting it in a drink and having a woman chug it down is a pretty hot idea - thanks!
- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
You're welcome.
The thing about swallowing isn't so much the taste as the fact that it never really goes all the way down for hours. I drink Coke or something to try to dissolve it and brushing your tongue only helps so much. There's that hanging stringy feeling that lingers. It is foul.
- Goatweed - 10-01-2003
did you try Tang? I bet that would do the trick nicely.
- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
You know I bet you're right.
- Goatweed - 10-01-2003
I usually am.
- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
I'll let you know how it works after my honeymoon, which is coming up soon, because I'm going to be somebody's wife. I'm going to have a husband. I'm going to be a spouse, and life will veer into a downward spiral from there but before I go, I will rinse down my new husband's jism with Tang.
- Galt - 10-01-2003
Just fucking end it. You wouldn't be the first person to call off an engagement.
Why waste a miserable 5 years before you finally accept that you don't want to marry this person and have to go through a divorce, possibly ruining the life of a child or two?
- Goatweed - 10-01-2003
Quote:I will rinse down my new husband's jism with Tang
remember, no ice! It'll just clump up.
- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
No kids, please. If there are offspring, I will bury them in the backyard no lie.
I am not sincerely worried about this marriage... we've been together off and on for 15 years. That's almost half my life.
We're going to Vegas for a 10-minute hitch. My wedding is going to cost $40. Then I get a 3 week roadtrip honeymoon, woo hoo!
Keyser, I will take many pictures of all the pretty sights and post them for you.
- Goatweed - 10-01-2003
wedding-night sex pics would be cool as well :thumbs-up:
- Galt - 10-01-2003
three cheers for settling out of convenience!
- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
You're courting me, aren't you? :loveya:
Hurry!
- Galt - 10-01-2003
when are ruining your life?
- Splatterpunk - 10-01-2003
11 days.
- Galt - 10-01-2003
I won't have my CDIH cotillion until after that.
Sorry.