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- JIMMYSNUKA - 04-03-2002
I braid my pubes with nigger beads.
- Hey Ladi - 04-03-2002
That's so the ones that are learning to walk have something to hold on to.
- JIMMYSNUKA - 04-03-2002
Ahhh ladi...i think you are the only one who truly understands me
- Doc - 04-03-2002
I thought it was just because you really liked Venus Williams
- JIMMYSNUKA - 04-03-2002
Venus Williams is no more than a gorilla that can play tennis.
of course she is hot.
- DGW - 04-03-2002
Okay ken...is this far enough away from your last post. I don't want you to think I'm stalking you or anything. Get over yourself.
- Hey Ladi - 04-03-2002
Quote:If you see Ken, tell him to return my calls...please!
- DGW - 04-03-2002
Oh ladi your good....really...Thanx
- Doc - 04-03-2002
Can we please stop the soap opera and get back to the sodimy talk?
- Hey Ladi - 04-03-2002
Quote:Can we please stop the soap opera and get back to the sodimy talk?Well, I think Sodomy is illegal most places, so it we call it Sodimy... we can get away with it right?
And how come we are letting Becky plead the 5th? Come on Beckster, you're a goer, tell us about it.....
edit: I just realized the discussion was in the other thread. This is the wrong spot... oops.
Edited By Hey Ladi on April 03 2002 at 3:33
- JIMMYSNUKA - 04-03-2002
Quote:Can we please stop the soap opera and get back to the sodimy talk?
You rang?
- Doc - 04-03-2002
Wow, you mention a rape rod getting put into places a rape rod usually doesn't go, and *poof*, here he comes. Can someone please put a bell on him or something
Oh, and
Quote:Well, I think Sodomy is illegal most places, so it we call it Sodimy... we can get away with it right?Thanks Kid Ladika
- Hey Ladi - 04-03-2002
Quote:a rape rod getting put into places a rape rod usually doesn't goI don't understand, where doesn't it go? :lol:
- JIMMYSNUKA - 04-03-2002
Quote:Wow, you mention a rape rod getting put into places a rape rod usually doesn't go, and *poof*, here he comes. Can someone please put a bell on him or something
nope no bell for me...i like just popping up. its all when where and how you put a rape rod that counts.
like middle of forest...suspect climbing a tree...woops he falls out of tree and lands on erect kiddie cane. only problem with that is the force he falls onto your mule...packs a lot of fecal matter up your pisshole and clogs the eurethra.
- Doc - 04-03-2002
Quote:I don't understand, where doesn't it go?
Between the 5th and 6th ribs. That is bad no matter how much wine you've had that night
- Hey Ladi - 04-03-2002
Quote:packs a lot of fecal matter up your pisshole and clogs the eurethracarry a spare pencil, or tell said suspect "Show me how the vacuum works."
- Metalfan - 04-03-2002
Why wouldn't "Suck me, beautiful" work in that particular case? No extension cord needed
- Hey Ladi - 04-03-2002
Quote:Between the 5th and 6th ribs.Yeah but if you aim for the ribs from inside, it's ok.
Quote:Why wouldn't "Suck me, beautiful" workBecause said vict.... participant, is probably aged 3-5, so they wouldn't know what you meant. Plus you don't want them running home and saying Suck me Beautiful at the dinner table.
- Metalfan - 04-03-2002
Quote:Plus you don't want them running home and saying Suck me Beautiful at the dinner table.
Kids are very advanced these days......you should hear what the capt.....I mean cute little cherubs in my neighborhood say.