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- Arpikarhu - 04-10-2002
in all truth, i hate arena football
- Sean Cold - 04-10-2002
I would try again Arpi but alas, Sleeper already bitched slapped you again.
I must say though, your reply was mildly ammusing.
- Arpikarhu - 04-10-2002
i hate that sleeper, he is truly mean
- The Sleeper - 04-10-2002
can i finally be on your list?
- Arpikarhu - 04-10-2002
nope. i dont have a mean as a viper column
- The Sleeper - 04-10-2002
For future reference, "mean as a viper" should've had quotation marks around it.
- Danked - 04-10-2002
I just hope that someday I can be on his "acknowledge" list.
- Danked - 04-10-2002
:helpme:
- The Sleeper - 04-10-2002
What are you talking about Sluggo? Everyone knows you.
- Danked - 04-10-2002
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- Keyser Soze - 04-10-2002
Quote:If we get a smile eating a chicken sandwich maynard can stop using words altogether.
Thats fucking funny.
- Keyser Soze - 04-12-2002
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish: 49
Adventurer: Slept with all your friends
Athletic: No breasts
Average: looking Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful: Pathological liar
Contagious Smile: Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated: Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure: Medicated
Feminist: Fat ballbuster
Free Spirit: Junkie
Friendship first: Trying to live down reputation as a whore
Fun: Annoying
Gentle: Comatose
Good Listener: Borderline Autistic
New-Age: All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned: Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded: Desperate
Outgoing: Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate: Sloppy drunk
Poet: Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional: Certified Bitch
Redhead: Bad dye-job
Reubenesque: Grossly Fat
Romantic: Looks better by candle light
Social: Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous: Very Fat
Weight proportion w/ height: Hugely Fat - as tall as you are wide
Wants Soulmate: Stalker
Widow: Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart: Old bat
Edited By Keyser Soze on April 12 2002 at 3:44
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-12-2002
SM seeks young philipeno boy who likes rectal penetration and schemgma.