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- GonzoStyle - 12-27-2006
Galt Wrote:Oh, but it's so pretty and pompous when you sit at the bar and the blueberries rise with the carbonation and then float back down.
it makes the drinker such a spectacle at the bar and so proud of themselves.
I can do that with the cherries in my apple martini!
- Goatweed - 12-27-2006
seriously, you need to drink some non-gay alcoholic beverages.
- Keyser Soze - 12-27-2006
im with goat on this one, you're an embarrassing drinker.
- Goatweed - 12-27-2006
I bet he uses the stirrer as a straw too.
- Gooch - 12-27-2006
i get razzed for drinkin the fruity drinks too. luckily wild turkey aand also gin & tonics pull me through
- GonzoStyle - 12-28-2006
I also love mai tais!!!
- Galt - 12-30-2006
I was scratching my ass before I went to sleep last night, and I don't know why I did this because I've never been a fan of assplay, but I stuck the first 3rd of my index finger up my ass. Maybe even the first 2/3
It actually felt pretty good.
- Keyser Soze - 12-30-2006
thats not nearly as gay as a mai tai
- Goatweed - 12-31-2006
agreed.
- Hoon - 01-01-2007
I pee'ed on my hand about 2:30pm today and I can still smell it now even after washing my hands.
My pee is potent!!
- Galt - 01-01-2007
I probably could have gotten laid tonight, but i passed her off to my brother. Only to come back to my apartment hearing her screaming bloody murder.
Now I regret it. I bet she was really good in bed.
- Bloody Anus - 01-03-2007
If I ever got into an argument with a Russian, regardless of his name, I'd have to include the phrase,
'listen here, beyacheslav...'
- HedCold - 01-05-2007
about an hour ago i got hit by a paintball walking down my street. i was all annoyed and stuff, so i called the cops. i was standing on the corner for like 15 minutes waiting for them to come, but when they finally came there was like 4 cop cars and a lieutenant. they checked the building it most likely came from, pissed a few people off and searched apartments, didn't find anything but paint chips from the guns in the hallway. i probably shouldn't walk down that sidewalk anymore for a while, but at least those little bastards were all scared and stuff
- HedCold - 01-05-2007
oh and the best part, the lieutenant talking to the other cops afterward
"this is assault, but it may be aggravated assault since it was with a weapon. i'll have to check the google later for that one"
- Hoon - 01-05-2007
you're not evil.
i bet you don't own a single track suit or have spiked hair.
- HedCold - 01-05-2007
i specifically said "my posting" will be evil
- Hoon - 01-05-2007
PFL
posting for life.
living for posting.
- Galt - 01-05-2007
I'm single again.
- Gooch - 01-05-2007
did she finally grasp that you have no soul.
- Galt - 01-05-2007
I think it was that I'm not in shape and I suck in bed.