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- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2002

Metalfan Wrote:Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberry wine
:bouncer:
Is that what you consider teh funney? I'm laughing but not with you.

- Hey Ladi - 03-15-2002

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Metalfan Wrote:Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberry wine
:bouncer:
Is that what you consider teh funney? I'm laughing but not with you.
........like Monty Python much?

- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2002

Hey Ladi Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Metalfan Wrote:Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberry wine
:bouncer:
Is that what you consider teh funney? I'm laughing but not with you.
........like Monty Python much?
I hate monty python, sorry I don't see it. Life Of, ok but the rest I just do not see it. I'd still fuck and ravage you like AIDS through my immune system.

- Hey Ladi - 03-15-2002

GonzoStyle Wrote:I hate monty python, sorry I don't see it. Life Of, ok but the rest I just do not see it.
::gasp:: the horror!!! :angry: :punch:

oh well, I like em :thumbs-up:
How about spam eggs spam bacon & spam, that's not got much spam in it!

- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2002

Hey Ladi Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I hate monty python, sorry I don't see it. Life Of, ok but the rest I just do not see it.
::gasp:: the horror!!! :angry: :punch:

oh well, I like em :thumbs-up:
How about spam eggs spam bacon & spam, that's not got much spam in it!
How about I fuck your tuna box with my own mystery meat?

- Hey Ladi - 03-15-2002

Monty Python
MEDICAL LOVE SONG

Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you'll get well soon

My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
Sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine,
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine!

Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis

My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen.
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green

My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I'm dying from your love, my love,
I'm your spirochetal clown
I've left my body to science,
But I'm afraid they've turned it down

Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.



Edited By Hey Ladi on Mar. 15 2002 at 3:41

- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2002

I CUM BLOOD

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
Violent, climax Serging serum on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction

- DGW - 03-15-2002

[Homer drooling]Ghhhhhhhh....spppppppppppaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm[/Homer drooling]

- GonzoStyle - 03-15-2002

DGW Wrote:[Homer drooling]Ghhhhhhhh....spppppppppppaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm[/Homer drooling]
You want some of this mystery meat baby?

- Kingpin - 03-18-2002

The only mystery about your meat, is where it hasn't been. Shit, your spaminator has been into every slit eyed Vietnam slut around, male and female. :poison:

- WhipThisFez - 03-18-2002

I don't care what any of you say.

I'm not happy until Jeff gets let in. :fuggin: :roflmao:

- Keyser Soze - 03-19-2002

This place is right up JustJon's alley.

- Metalfan - 03-19-2002

Keyser Soze Wrote:This place is right up JustJon's alley.
No fucking pink shirts in here dammit!!!
:punch:

- inkgrrrl - 03-20-2002

it just never stops! invasion [Image: alienblinl.gif]

- crx girl - 03-20-2002

Metalfan Wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote:This place is right up JustJon's alley.
No fucking pink shirts in here dammit!!!
:punch:
too late, lent's already here :clueless:

- CrazyClare - 03-26-2002

ohhhhh torture me... i think im gonn like this place!! :burnfucker:

- Keyser Soze - 03-26-2002

[Image: handcuffs.gif]

I'm gonna like having Clare around here. Wink

- Hey Ladi - 03-26-2002

CrazyClare Wrote:ohhhhh torture me... i think im gonn like this place!! :burnfucker:
Shut up & get in the box! Confusedpits:

- Grumpy - 03-26-2002

hey Clare - How fuckin long are you gonna last around here? It seems everytime one of the retards from rf come in, they run with their tails up their asses for their mommies and cower in fear. It'll be interesting to see how much abuse you can take.

HEY SNUKA - FRESH MEAT! We got us a new skank to rape and abuse while we wait for the goats to get back. Have at her big guy. I'll let you get first dibs.

- Keyser Soze - 03-26-2002

Grumpy Wrote:hey Clare - How fuckin long are you gonna last around here? It seems everytime one of the retards from rf come in, they run with their tails up their asses for their mommies and cower in fear. It'll be interesting to see how much abuse you can take.

HEY SNUKA - FRESH MEAT! We got us a new skank to rape and abuse while we wait for the goats to get back. Have at her big guy. I'll let you get first dibs.
Grumpy this is one RF'er that actually enjoys the abuse.

The harder you dish it out, the more pleasure she will be eliciting.