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- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-27-2004
do parents actually still give sex talks, or did that go away with polio?
- Galt - 04-27-2004
I never had a sex talk. My mom just said something about lambskin condoms. I forget whether she said that I should or shouldn't use them. I think since I've never heard of them, that she said that I shouldn't.
- drusilla - 04-27-2004
i've never had "the talk". my mom just told me that if i ever needed to talk to her about anything i should know that i could. that was about it.
- IrishAlkey - 04-27-2004
Has she seen your tits?
- The Sleeper - 04-27-2004
I've never talked to my parents about anything remotely sex related, besides arguing with my mom who thinks faggots will go to hell.
- HedCold - 04-27-2004
she thinks you're going to hell
someone was going to say it
- The Sleeper - 04-27-2004
well she does, being that i haven't found jesus yet
- IrishAlkey - 04-27-2004
Tell her when Jesus finds you a vagina, then you'll talk.
- drusilla - 04-27-2004
IrishAlkey Wrote:Has she seen your tits?you have issues
- lush - 04-27-2004
I had a sex talk when I was 4 and then I forgot where babies came from. I thought it was orally.
- The Sleeper - 04-27-2004
IrishAlkey Wrote:Tell her when Jesus finds you a vagina, then you'll talk.amazing
- drusilla - 04-27-2004
is that why you're afraid to swallow?
- IrishAlkey - 04-27-2004
I think I mentioned this here before but I came to the conclusion that the man put his finger in the woman's vagina and the white part of the fingernail melted and turned into the sperm.
I was a prodigy.
- lush - 04-27-2004
drusilla Wrote:is that why you're afraid to swallow?Nah I only swallow for the ones I love
- Galt - 04-27-2004
If semen tastes anywhere near as bad as it smells I wouldn't expect anyone on the planet to taste it.
- IrishAlkey - 04-27-2004
Thanks for admitting you're filthy and have an infection.
- Galt - 04-27-2004
but I already said that I was still a virgin.
- IrishAlkey - 04-27-2004
And stop cumming on your nose.
- drusilla - 04-27-2004
okay. that's just gross.
- Zootybang - 04-27-2004
The first time i got head i was 14, and it was the girls first time doing it, so she made me put a pillow over my face because she was too emabarrased to have me see. So i lay there like a retard with a pillow over my face.
But i was still getting head, so it was cool.