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- PollyannaFlower46 - 05-28-2002
Quote:Not a good idea...go pick your own puppy...trust me on this one.
I know...but I'm still hoping to get Spencer as a gift! :loveya:
- Ken'sPen - 05-28-2002
Spencer gift?
I thought they sold lava lamps and south park shit.
- Hey Ladi - 05-28-2002
Just because they buy you a puppy :cough: doesn't mean they want kids too. :-o
- Ken'sPen - 05-28-2002
To Maynard
Re what I think
Message: you sir, are an asshole.
- PollyannaFlower46 - 05-28-2002
Quote:Just because they buy you a puppy :cough: doesn't mean they want kids too.
:-o :-o KIDS?! My uterus is closed for business for at least 5 more years....I just want a puppy and I'm not allowed to have one where I live, so if someone gave it to me as a gift, I would be allowed to keep it!
- Luna - 05-28-2002
Quote:I'm not allowed to have one where I live, so if someone gave it to me as a gift, I would be allowed to keep it!How do you figure that? I'm soooo confused. :crackhead:
- Silera - 05-28-2002
I just want to see something.
- PollyannaFlower46 - 05-28-2002
Luna...if it's a gift, there is no purchase in my name...I then say that the dog is just visiting *we're allowed visiting dogs* while a friend of mine is out of country for _(insert reason here). I will be moving out anyway within the next year, so it's all good....also if I get a shrink to write a letter saying I need a puppy I can keep him too. :thumbs-up:
- Luna - 05-28-2002
Ahhh...you are a very smart grasshopper! :thumbs-up:
You can also get a letter from a trainer saying you are a very responsible dog owner, too. :-D
- PollyannaFlower46 - 05-28-2002
And hey...if I get a puppy, Ladi can tease me about complaining about him too! ;-)
- Ken'sPen - 05-29-2002
To: Ladi
RE: Questions Thread
Message:
Quote:sense of humor - I'd get bored if me couldn't laugh at the same thingsI make you laugh.....right?.......RIGHT????
- Metalfan - 05-29-2002
We're laughing AT you shitstain....not with you
- Ken'sPen - 05-29-2002
TO: Metal
RE: Laughing AT me
MESSAGE: damn, humor was my strong suit to, in the looks and humor issue.
- Hey Ladi - 05-29-2002
Quote:I just want to see something.It's not like the other board... your sig changes in every post you ever made.
Quote:KIDS?! My uterus is closed for business for at least 5 more years....My bad! :crackhead:
- Ken'sPen - 05-29-2002
To: Maynard
RE: US
MESSAGE: Please don't be mad at me anymore....... call me.
- Maynard - 05-29-2002
If I had your phone number, I eat the piece of paper it was written on just so I could shit it out.
- Ken'sPen - 05-29-2002
TO : Maynard
RE : punishment
MESSAGE : How about I PM you a love note, and you just put me in the cell for a while, you could give me a prison visit you big stud.
- OAS - 05-29-2002
Quote:also if I get a shrink to write a letter saying I need a puppy I can keep him too.Dear Polly's Landlord,
It is my expert medical opinion that Polly needs to have a puppy. Currently Polly is under my treatment for Closed Uterus Nervous Tension (Cunt). This stems from a medical phenomina that causes her lovers to fall asleep during sex. Furthermore, she also suffers from Parental Proximity to the Bathroom Syndrome (PPBS) and is unable to relieve sexual tension through masturbation in the shower.
Allowing her to have a puppy will give her some sense of acceptance in society.
Sincerely,
Polly's Shrink.
- Ken'sPen - 05-29-2002
To: EVERYBODY
RE: help me
Message: could someone PM Maynard and tell him my love for him grows like the lump in my pants?
- Sluggo - 05-29-2002
OAS made me laugh.
Ken has a mosquito bite.