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- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
you're doing the same thing when you take some bitch you wanna fuck to dinner, or movies, etc. To me its simpler to just cut out all the needless mumbo jumbo and go straight to the finish line, plus you don't have to worry about how you're gonna get them to fuckin leave.
Not that I have any experience with hookers, I heard things and thunk about it.
- lush - 10-07-2005
Or so I've heard.
- Keyser Soze - 10-07-2005
but i enjoy taking them to dinner and the movies. i would not enjoy paying someone to fuck me unless she was jessica alba.
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
a hooker cut to look like lana turner is still a hooker
that is lana turner
what?
thats lana turner...
oh...
- Keyser Soze - 10-07-2005
Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean she'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
why you switchin movies on me fucker!
- drusilla - 10-07-2005
pick one & stick to it
- Keyser Soze - 10-07-2005
cause i dont know the movie you're talking about!!!! (LA Confidential???)
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
see you knew fucko
- Keyser Soze - 10-07-2005
im not so familiar with it, id have to go all imdb on your ass.
- lush - 10-07-2005
Stick to the topic!
- Keyser Soze - 10-07-2005
suck my dick
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
The only thing about hookers is when you get one that rushes you and stops to ask for more money and puts the pressure on you to come, or so I heard.
- lush - 10-07-2005
Now that's more like it!
- Keyser Soze - 10-07-2005
so you've heard
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
I got friends who are into such things and they tell me.
- lush - 10-07-2005
You've been in the backseat of my car...but that's about it.
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
I have?
- lush - 10-07-2005
Is everything always about you?
- GonzoStyle - 10-07-2005
pardon me, madam