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- WhipThisFez - 03-28-2002
There has been much speculation about where I stand on an issue which seems have plagued a lot of us recently.
This issue has caused people to make decisions, some of the biggest of their lives.
But now its time to state where I stand, and where I'm headed:
I thoroughly enjoy the taste of the following fruits:
The apple:
![[Image: apple.jpeg]](http://www.uhs.umich.edu/uhs/graphics/apple.jpeg)
The strawberry:
![[Image: strawberry.jpg]](http://www.giantfood.com/freshgo/freshgo_images/strawberry.jpg)
The orange:
![[Image: orange.jpg]](http://www.wsba.org/cle/pix/orange.jpg)
The banana:
![[Image: banana.jpg]](http://www.orst.edu/food-resource/images/FRUITVEG/BANANA/banana.jpg)
Contrary to popular opinion, I do not enjoy the watermelon.
This is a watermelon to clear things up:
![[Image: watermelon.jpg]](http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/watermelon.jpg)
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I hope this clears up any confusion.
I hope you all have a nice day, and god bless.
- NaughtyAngel - 03-28-2002
thanks fez, i was beginning to wonder
- Sluggo - 03-28-2002
Fez Made Teh Vary Funney!!11!
- Hybrid - 03-28-2002
good, now i can finally get a good nights sleep!
- Sephiroth - 03-28-2002
I hate it when Fez makes me laugh.
- OAS - 03-28-2002
Fruit loop
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- Galt - 03-28-2002
There were a lot of fruits that were not mentioned. If the Watermellon is "Satan's melon" as you alluded, do Mangos, cantaloupes, and honeydew, or even the cute little casaba get tossed aside as well?
Also, I need clarification on "the apple". As we all know there, are many types of apple. Are you merely fond of the Red Delicious apple? What about the Granny Smith, Macintosh, Maccoon, or Crabapple just to name a few?
If you are fond of Oranges, what about the popular offspring such as the Tangerine and Nectarine. Would Kiwi (as it is chock full of Vitamin C) also fall in your good graces? For that matter, what about the whole Citrus family?
Sorry to press the issue, but for such an eagerly awaited announcement, it lacked any significant information.
Edited By Galt on Mar. 28 2002 at 6:39
- Doc - 03-28-2002
So this is what happens when you grow up under power lines
- Maynard - 03-28-2002
WhipThisFez Wrote:OK mother fucker!!! Fess up! Where do I buy watermelons without seeds? I fucking want one! Better living through chemistry!
- Brokenjaw - 03-28-2002
Maynard Wrote:OK mother fucker!!! Fess up! Where do I buy watermelons without seeds? I fucking want one! Better living through chemistry!ShopRite,Foodtown,A&P,ACME, or just ask Face, he knows all about the grocery store business.
- Sluggo - 03-28-2002
Maynard Wrote:Fucking retard...they're called ...get this...SEEDLESS Watermellons.WhipThisFez Wrote:OK mother fucker!!! Fess up! Where do I buy watermelons without seeds? I fucking want one! Better living through chemistry!
You can buy them anywhere watermellons are sold.
- Maynard - 03-28-2002
WEll ok, sorry I havent seen them before. You know I AM white. I don't do much watermelon shopping. :confused:
- Brokenjaw - 03-28-2002
Maynard Wrote:WEll ok, sorry I havent seen them before. You know I AM white. I don't do much watermelon shopping. :confused:Nor do the darkies, they just take them.
- Luna - 03-29-2002
Quote:Also, I need clarification on "the apple". As we all know there, are many types of apple. Are you merely fond of the Red Delicious apple? What about the Granny Smith, Macintosh, Maccoon, or Crabapple just to name a few?
Gala apples are the bestest. :hungry:
- Galt - 03-29-2002
LunaBabe Wrote:but they look like hamburgersQuote:Also, I need clarification on "the apple". As we all know there, are many types of apple. Are you merely fond of the Red Delicious apple? What about the Granny Smith, Macintosh, Maccoon, or Crabapple just to name a few?
Gala apples are the bestest. :hungry:
- Kingpin - 03-29-2002
Shit, like I'm suprised Fez likes bananas. :bouncer:
- Luna - 03-29-2002
Here......here is a damn gala apple....a whole bunch of 'em.....how's that?
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- Sluggo - 03-29-2002
I prefer Granny Smiffs :fuggin:
- Rookie - 03-29-2002
Fruit sucks. I like Twinkies.
- Galt - 03-29-2002
I anxiously await part 2 of the big announcement: Vegetables.