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- Keyser Soze - 03-18-2005
i never really got into hockey except for maybe a few ranger stanley cup games. the hockey lockout just means my favorite sports shows can now talk about hockey even less (though it was a huge topic during negotiations).
my question is, why dont you put really fat people in the goals, completely blocking any path for the puck to enter????
- Tequila - 03-18-2005
Your last statement proves you know nothing about hockey. It is a very tough position to play if your not in shape. I think goalies are in better shape physically and mentally then any other player on the ice.
- Galt - 03-18-2005
Because nets are like 6 feet across and 4 feet high. A giant fant guy, or even fat siamese twins won't cover up enough of the net to make up for their inversley correlated agility.
You also don't want people who are too tall, or else they can't crouch down low enough.
- The Sleeper - 03-18-2005
yo what the deal with the players being white and the puck being black!!
- Galt - 03-18-2005
Two separate reasons.
Black people are afraid of water, so only white people play hockey.
Ice is white, and black pucks offer the best contrast.
- Tequila - 03-18-2005
Sleeper just think of bowling as the black mans answer to hockey.
Hockey - Black puck hit by white men
Bowling - Black ball knocking down 10 white pins
And dont forget pool - 15 Balls and the last one in is a black ball. If it gets knocked in before the others you lose.
- Sir O - 03-18-2005
Which ball is knocking around all the colored balls?
- HedCold - 03-18-2005
black people don't like the cold
- HedCold - 03-18-2005
not to many black people bowl
- The Sleeper - 03-18-2005
guys, I was just mocking Keyser's stupid question
- Goatweed - 03-18-2005
fuckin' racists.
- Keyser Soze - 03-18-2005
i think i already conceded i know nothing about hockey. i assumed the goal was small enough for a fat guy to cover.